TEAM LRSD

RDawg scores another victory for LRSD regular by defeating Hardcore Team Leader DarkKnightsCon in a one on one cage match. RDawg proved to be too much for the hardcore leader and defeated him by a score of 10-6. Skippy Boo instigated the fight and RDawg finished it. RDawg didn’t want to fight DarkKnights but he insisted so RDawg went to work. The hardcore team is now 0-3 versus LRSD Regular in matches known by the media.

RDawg said “I didn’t want to do it. I have respect for the hardcore leader but he forced me into a corner and I had to show him my skills. Obviously I was the better man that day and probably will be on most days.”

Looks like the Hardcore leader needs to go soul searching and find his game. I wonder what his excuse is going to be this time. Was it His gun wasn’t clean enough? Was it his boots weren’t tied properly? Was he a 100% healthy for this game? Who knows what his excuses are going to be but I’m waiting to hear it this time.

The media believes RDawg is just better. RDawg has been moving up the ranks of the LRSD and his victory over DarkKnight’s just proves he is still working hard. The win for RDawg doesn’t come at a total surprise. RDawg has recently been promoted to Alpha Team Leader (Due to Feccy J’s poor play. He has been Suspended for two weeks without pay).

With part of Alpha Team moving and forming the LRSD Elite (Gymboslice, Mad Dog, Takedownspecial, The DiaperDandy, Magic Wooshy, Jeffrosaw) and the other part forming the LRSD FAST (BobBigcack, KillTyrant, StarNards and Ghost), RDawg is left controlling the rest of Alpha Team. RDawg has slim pickings but Mad Dog is confident that RDawg will be able to construct a solid team out of the rest of the LRSD.

Odius was in attendance for this match and he said “Wow I couldn’t believe it. RDawg made it look easy. Was that really the leader of hardcore? If so he better report to Mad Dog boot camp with the rookies ASAP.”

Skippy Boo said while drinking his Jim Bean “DarkKnightsCon looked like he was shooting in the Dark. I haven’t seen him shoot that bad ever. RDawg has come a long way, maybe he is just better. The LRSD Regular seem to have Hardcores number in everything.”

Both Rounds must be played by the weeks end. If for whatever reason you can not schedule a game for either of your two matches, report the reason to Gymboslice, Jeffrosaw, Takedownspecial, DiaperDandy, Magic Wooshy or Mad Dog. This tournament needs to get underway.

Forfeits will be handed out if necessary.

These are real prizes we are giving out. The headsets cost around $50 and up. The Microsoft points should be at least $10-$20 per teammate in points. If you don’t want to take this tournament serious we will cancel the event and crown Gymboslice and Jeffrosaw Champions and they will be given the headsets because they do not own a pair of quality head sets like the ones we are giving out.

Mandatory Match Ups

[Round 1]

Magic Boys vs Razor Head Now Your Dead

Paf and Stars vs Mad Dog’s Pups

The Whyties vs Pacos Pecker – Due to the team Paco’s Pecker not showing up Monday Night (07/29/08), they were handed a forfeit by DSRL Leader Dark Nights Con. The Whyties move on to round two with a 2-0 record for games, 8-0 record for matches. It also looks like Paco’s Pecker teamate Paco5000 is leaving for a trip so anticipate for this team to forfeit out completely.

Public Enemy vs Tribal Nose Wipes

[Round 2]

Magic Boys vs Paf and Stars

Mad Dog’s Pups vs Razor Head Now Your Dead

Pacos Pecker vs Public Enemy

Tribal Nose Wipes vs The Whyties

The double team tournament is going to be action packed and we will finally find out which two teams will earn the label of Elite. We got some tough competitors in the first LRSD tournament and expect a lot of drama.

Alpha Team is sending two teams and right now these two are my picks to win the tourney but Hey, you never know thats why we play the games. Bravo Team is also sending two teams and they are pretty high quality. These Bravo guys are hungry and they got something to prove. The Hardcore Team has entered three teams and I don’t know much about any of the Hardcore teams but I know Allah’s Team is pretty decent. The Whyties are my Darkhorse pick. They can get on a good run and possibly of take this home.

Gymbo’s Pre-Tournament Power Rankings

If you don’t like em play better or don’t read em.

#1. The Magic Boys - Magic Wooshy and Feccy J seem to be the favorites in this tournament. Feccy J has guaranteed victory and I tend to believe him. Wooshy and Feccy have team chemistry and have been in many battles together. As long as they don’t crack under the pressure they’ll take this whole thing.

#2. Mad Dog’s Pups – KillTyrant and Ghost are a solid Team. Ghost is a rising star and KillTryant can be a beast when he is focused. Both men were solid contributors to the Alpha Team and are one of my front runners to win the grand prize. KillTyrant said “I need a new headset, this tournaments competition is a joke.” Ghost said “I’m confident we will make a run at the title.”

#3. The Whyties – Roger1228 and HPxALLAHx21 might be The Magic Boys sole competition. I haven’t seen much of Roger but I’m figuring Allah can put him on his back and carry him through the tournament against the weaker teams. If Allah plays like he talks then they just might win this thing. Allah said “You might as well send the Headsets to my house right now, Heres my address —–.” I like the kids confidence and The Whyties should be right there at the end.

#4. Tribal Nose Wipes – lx TRIBAL xl and Nose Dive look like a strong Team but then again Nose Dives own team has questioned his determination and heart. I haven’t seen Tribal play yet but if he’s on the hardcore team he can’t be that bad or Can he?. The word on Nose Dive is he’s pretty good and I expect him to carry this team as far as he can. I see them edging out the rest of the teams for a playoff spot by a Nose.

#5. RazorHead Now Your Dead – RazorHead and Grim Punisher having been battling side by side for years. They may not have the raw ability like some of the other teams but they have team unity. If RazorHead doesn’t crack under the pressure and Punisher can handle being yelled at then expect this team to be to have a decent showing. I still can’t see them beating my top 3 picks but you never know, thats why we play the game. RazorHead just might clutch it.

#6. Public Enemy – Xx Ri0tMaKeR xX and Killen Villian are suppose to be pretty good. I haven’t seen these clowns play but if they are like some of the other hardcore team members they might need Mad Dog’s boot camp before the tourney. Allah said Killen Villian is the real deal but i haven’t even seen the kid yet. If its true look for this team to rise up into the top 3.

#7. Paf n Stars – Pafinator and StarNards will be right there with everyone but i just don’t see them pulling off any crazy victories. StarNards can be really good and go on crazy runs and Pafinator is just all around solid. I don’t think they got it in em to take home the tourney. I can see them beating Paco’s Pecker if that counts for anything.

UnRanked – Skippys Nuts in Yo Face – Skippyboo and NutsinYoFace

UnRanked – Odie and the Pup – Odius and RDawg

UnRanked – Choke on Dills – Chokeartist, LilDills, Frito

**** Paco’s Pecker has bowed out of the tournament. Paco will not been in town for the upcoming weeks. ****

#8. Paco’s Pecker – Paco5000 and StealthPeck aren’t going to fair well in this tourney. Stealth and Paco just don’t match up well with the other teams. Stealth is better at hardcore and Paco uses a new tube which will be banned for this event. The Odds of Paco’s Pecker winning the title are slim to none. I’ll be surprised if they catch fire and win a couple games. They’ll be the first to attend Mad Dog’s Basic Training.

Diaper Dandy’s Quick Picks

1. Magic Boys 2. Mad Dog’s Pups 3. Paf and Stars

*** RDAWG has been replaced by Ghost as KillTyrants Teammate in the Mad Dog Pups.. RDawg will have a chance to recruit a new team member.. Odius is possible teammate for him.. Team Name will be coming soon. ****

Tournament has been changed into one division. Each Team must play each other once. Report the Score of the overall match (2-1, 2-0, etc) and the score to the individual game (4-1, 4-3, 4-2, etc). Each division game will be a best of 3. Their must be a ref present in the game for it to count unless given permission other wise. (Need a Ref See: TakedownSpecial, GymboSlice, Mad Dog, DarkKnights, DiaperDandy, JeffroSaw)

Those of you who do not have a Team this is your last chance to get in. I will lock down the tournament Tomorrow.

The Games will be all regular (sorry you hardcore fans). First Two games of the best of 3 will be search. The tie breaker will be a Deathmatch. The round ends when every team has played each other once.

The winners will be award Turtle Beach Head Sets. While the second place finishers Microsoft points so they can buy themselves some skills. Everyone else that doesn’t place must report to Mad Dog’s basic training course that will be running two days a week (one hour session).

Best Four Teams will advance to the next round. So let the Games Begin. Good Luck to Everyone. As the hardcore guys like to say “Keep Your Heads Down.”

LRSD Tournament Teams

The Magic Boys - Magic Wooshy and Feccy J

Paf n Stars – Pafinator and StarNards

RazorHead Now Your Dead – RazorHead and Grim Punisher

Mad Dog’s Pups – KillTyrant and RDawg

The Whyties – Roger1228 and HPxALLAHx21

Paco’s Pecker – Paco5000 and StealthPeck

Public Enemy – Xx Ri0tMaKeR xX and killen villian

Tribal Nose Wipes – Nose Dive and lx Tribal xl

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Free Agents: Skippy Boo, LDills, The Ghost, Ink City, Odius

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Prizes

1st – Turtle Beach Head Sets

2nd – Microsoft Points

Anyone Under 3rd Place will have to go to Mad Dog’s Basic Training.

The LRSD has been growing it’s fan base for a while now and one of the head members of their fan club would like to try out for the LRSD. This kid goes by the name of Hastro. He looks like he could have some potential and maybe even help the LRSD win a game or two. Hastro has sent in his resume to the LRSD 100′s of times only to be denied by Mad Dog time and time again.

Hastro said “I am ready to listen and take orders from Mad Dog and it would be an honor to battle on a team with such elite members like Gymboslice.”

Here’s some video footage of Hastro in action in some public matches. He’s what the pro’s like the LRSD call a pub’s superstar. Hastro would like the LRSD fans and LRSD members to vote! (Make sure you Voice your opinion below Also)

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