TEAM LRSD

Bravo Team continues to have its problems.  Skippy Boo (former Co-Leader) was given a dishonorable discharge from the LRSD.  Skippy Boo’s drinking and arguing with teammates has become a major problem and has lead to his banishment from the LRSD.  Where did it all go wrong? 

Skippy Boo seemed to go back to drinking heavily after he lost to Bore in their one on one challenge. Skippy’s game play has been dropping off dramatically since his loss to Bore.  He was once Alpha Team material but his off field problems started to affect his game play.  Skippy’s kill death ratio has been dropping off dramatically and he was dragging the LRSD down with him.  Skippy Boo was unwilling to take orders from the new leader Spit Metal and seemed to favor the old Mad Dog. Skippy Boo was unavailable for comment.

Rumors have been circulating for a while that Skippy has been trying to leave the LRSD for a while now. An unknown source also reported that Skippy was trying out for several other clans.  None of the other clans are worthy enough to be mentioned. 

Now that Skippy Boo is gone, who will step up for the Bravo Team? RDawg looks to be the lead candidate to take the role of Bravo Team Co-Leader.

Today I will talk about how to put down proper Suppressive Fire. Suppressive fire (also known as covering fire) is a term used in military science for firing weapons at or in the direction of enemy forces with the primary goal of reducing their ability to defend themselves or return fire, by forcing them to remain under cover. Here is a short video I found about the Saw and suppressive fire. This video also features a new light machine gun coming out in the near future.

If your carrying a big weapon like the SAW in Call of Duty 4, your job is to put down suppressive fire. Your team relies on you to put down fire and force the enemies to take cover. This will allow your team to either gain a better position or to wipe out the other team entirely. If you don’t provide the proper cover fire your team will be demolished. Call of Duty 4 is a team game and if you want to be good then you must work together as one.

How to Put Down Suppressive Fire (Covering Fire):

Step 1: Find a Good position. Don’t be standing in a wide open area or you will be gunned down before you can supply any cover fire for your team. Try not to hide behind something that can be easily blown up such as, car, truck or explosive cannisters.

Step 2: Locate the enemies. Don’t just shoot at nothing for the sake of laying down fire. Shooting at nothing is pointless and will only get you and your team killed.

Step 3: Fire at Located enemies and call out enemy position. If you are able to get kills great, if not call out enemy positions. Force the enemy or enemies to stay in cover until a teammate can finish them off.

Step 4: Repeat Steps 1 to 3. If you can lay down effective suppressive fire your team will win a lot of games. It’s called doing the dirty work. Not everyone likes being at the bottom of the leader board in kills but if your winning who cares.

Not everyone can be as good as GymboSlice and take out entire teams by himself. Follow these simply steps and watch your win ratio increase each day. Then say to yourself in the mirror I want to be like Gymboslice Five Times each day. Stay tuned for more tips by the great one! Gymboslice

Bore passes his drug test for performances enhancers.  Bore was not taking HGH, it was actually peanut butter and jelly.  Bore just had a good stretch of games and seemed to have vastly improved.  Bore then went back to his old self and had a terrible run of games without recording a kill.  Bore went 0-25 and was thrown out of a the party by Spit Metal and banned from playing Search and Destory with the LRSD. Bore would not comment about his performance.  Spit Metal who was in the battle with Bore did have a few comments, he was quoted in saying “It was probably the worst performance I have ever seen. Not many people can play that bad.”  Feccy J said “His run of a couple good games got to his head.”

So will Bore step it up or will he be cut from the LRSD?  Gymboslice was quoted in saying “You got to get kills to stay on the LRSD. If anything will send him down to the minor leagues and he can work out his shooting problems down there. Bore won’t be cut because he has shown flashes of potential.  Everyone has a bad stretch of games.” 

On a positive note his match with Skippy will count as a victory.  This stretch of terrible games won’t affect his Mad Dog Madden Rating just yet.  The LRSD and the council will give Bore a chance to work out his mental issues.  BobLiLCack says “Look for Bore to bounce back.”    

So, Will Bore continue to struggle? Will the LRSD bench him for a couple games?  Stay Tuned!

Rumors are circulating each day claiming Bore has been using performance enhancers. An unknown source reported the Bore has been purchasing HGH (Human Growth Hormone) off him for the last two months. The unknown source said this is the reason behind the sudden rise in Bore’s skill level. Bore was one of the worst players on the LRSD two months ago and now all of a sudden he’s money of the best players on the LRSD.  A friend of Bore’s said “If anything Bore was using Flax Seed Oil”. We reached out to Bore about this incident but he was not available for questioning.  More information will be available as soon as possible.

SkippyBoo has been angered by the recent rise of Bore and challenged him to a one on one battle last night. As the rest of the LRSD looked on SkippyBoo tried to go to work but was consistently denied by Bore. SkippyBoo was earlier quoted in saying “Bore is my Fu*king Kryptonite” and this remained true as Bore coasted to a 10-5 victory. Skippy fell behind early and could just never catch up. Bore used his improved accuracy (which he learned from watching GymboSlice HIghlights) to pick apart Skippy as Skippy ran for his life across the map. Bore was award an increase of 3 Mad Dog Madden Rating points and said he felt bad beating SkippyBoo like that. Skippy lost 3 Mad Dog Madden Rating points and vowed to rematch bore in the future and get his points back.

After the match team leader Spit Metal said “Skippy hasn’t been himself lately, he’s been very inconsistent”, All Star Gymboslice added “Skippyboo has always been hit or miss”. Co-Leader Jeffrosaw said he was surprised by the result and was quoted in saying “I can’t believe he got dropped by Bore. I’m not that worried though, Skippy wasn’t drinking his Jack. Skippy plays like the Jeffrosaw when he’s drinking his Jack Daniels”.

Bore’s rise up the ranks has been a pleasant surprise. Rumors are circulating that he wants to fight Feccy J for Bravo Team Leader. Bore was overhead saying “I am the best player on Bravo Team. Feccy J will be taking orders from me very soon”. Will Bore eventually battle for Bravo Team Leader?