TEAM LRSD

Special exclusive interview with the Mad Dog himself as he takes a bite out of his old team and gives Jeffrosaw a piece of his mind. Mad Dog basically wasn’t happy with the team egos saying success was getting to the young LRSD squad. Mad Dog was quoted on saying “These guys don’t think they need the Mad Dog, they’ll see.”

Media: So Mad Dog first things first, What do you have to say in response to Jeffrosaw’s comments?

Mad Dog: First off Jeffrosaw although you may have some skill you ain’t the Mad Dog! Jeffro’s egos so big their ain’t enough room on the team for the both of us. He’s all crazy, always running in like a freak. I have to put a dog chain on his ass to stop him from dying. Jeffrosaw needs to take a chill pill hes always angry in the game bouncing in and out of battle, once Jeffro settles down he can be one of the best.

Media: Mad Dog do you have anything to say about the rest of the LRSD?

Mad Dog: Well actually I do. TakedownSpecial hes still a rookie, fresh out of college all of a sudden the kid thinks hes a pro (Mad Dog Laughs) . Takedown still needs to prove himself and show that he is a winner and a champion like Eli Manning did in this years Super Bowl. Until then he ain’t even a pimple on Mad Dog’s ass. (Mad Dog Laughs some more)

As for Magic Wooshy saying I yell at him too much about his sniping skills, hes right I do yell at him for his terrible sniping skills. If Magic Wooshy actually knew which end of the gun barrel the bullets came out of maybe then I’d let the kid snipe. DiaperDandy hes only good when he sweats. DiaperDandy plays better when the pressure is on and he actually has to “Do Work.”

Then you got HipHopJunky, who I like to call Mr. Sensitive. This kid doesn’t listen to anyone, he carries around 5 classes of sniper rifles and wonders why Mad Dog yells at him. Another nutcase is HighFive, depending on what time of the month it is determines his game play. Highfive spends more time crying then he does shooting. Atleast HighFive brought in a solid member like BobBigCack. BigCack’s good but hes got no experience we aren’t really sure if he can really bring it. Kid gets his experience up he might be as good as the Mad Dog.

Gymboslice says he’s the best at everything. He’s crazy he needs work on his search and destory skills. Kid doesn’t know where to plant the bomb, when to defuse the bomb or how to run with the bomb. Basically the kids a rookie when it comes to Search and Destory. Mad Dog made these clowns into ruthless killing machines and now they think they are all better then the Mad Dog.

Media: So whats in the future for the Mad Dog? Will you go back with the LRSD?

Mad Dog: Winning with my new team. Building another championship squad out of rookies. If the LRSD gets their shit together maybe one day Mad Dog will join them in battle once again.

Look for the video footage coming soon from HipHopJunky Productions!! Mad Dog refused to be photographed so we have no available pictures of the former LRSD member available.

Jeffrosaw was interviewed late last night regarding the resignation of Mad Dog.  Jeffrosaw was fluster and angered about Mad Dog leaving the team at such a crucial moment. The LRSD was dominating the underground ranks and were contemplating going pro. Now the LRSD has gotten together and decided to go destroy the pro ranks Mad Dog or should we say “Sad Dog” resigns / holds out and wants a new contract. Whichever the case LRSD must either move on or pony up some cash to keep the Mad Dog happy.

Media: Jeffrosaw How important is Mad Dog to the LRSD? Is he worth a long term contract and signing bonus?

Jeffrosaw: Mad Dog may not be as good as the Jeffrosaw but he is the one who keeps the team organized and discipline, despite the undefeated record, Mad Dog challenges us to be better every time. Now without Mad Dog we will still be the ruthless killers of Call of Duty but the other teams might score like 50 more points a game. As for Mad Dog being worth a long term contract I’m not sure. Mad Dog’s 40 time has slowed drastically. Mad Dog’s shuttle run slowed by 3 seconds. Also Mad Dog’s power has fallen off a bit his bench press wasn’t what it use to be. Mad Dog can shoot, hide, yell and cover an area. We offered Mad Dog what we felt was in the price range for someone of his caliber and age.

Media: Do you feel Mad Dog will come back to the LRSD?

Jeffrosaw: Well If Mad Dog comes back hes gonna have to work his way back up the ranks. Thats how things work in the LRSD. You can’t just leave the LRSD and not expect their to be consequences. If Mad Dog wants to return to glory he will return to the LRSD and work his way up the ranks back to a spot on the starting line up. No one is bigger then the LRSD and no one is bigger then Jeffrosaw.

Media: Is the LRSD going to enter the MLG / Game Battles Pro Ladder 4 man team? If so Who will make up the four man squad?

Jeffrosaw: Well its hard to pick just four people from such a well oiled fighting machine like the LRSD. If you had to break us down to just four I’d probably pick Jeffrosaw, Jeffrosaw, Jeffrosaw and Jeffrosaw. Jeffrosaw is like four players he’s good he kills everyone.

Media: If the LRSD was to meet up against Mad Dog’s new team in the Pro-Ranks what would be the score?

Jeffrosaw: Well it wouldn’t be pretty. It would be terrible to have all of Mad Dogs blood on my hands.

The rest of the interview will be brought to you by HipHopJunky Productions whos will be posting to the Online Video in the upcoming weeks.  Also We are likely to have an exclusive interview with MadDog himself explaining why he left the top clan in the nation and we will also have Mad Dog’s response to Jeffrosaws comments.

News just in MadDog has left the LRSD team and decided to sign a contract with a new squad.  MadDog was tired of the young stars proving their dominance over and over again.  LRSD couldn’t come to terms with MadDog maybe down the road he will unite with his old team.  MadDog was asking for too much power and money said one anonymous LRSD member.  Mad Dog was looking for a long term deal but at his age the rest of the LRSD wasn’t sure he could produce throughout the length of the contract.  Jeffro was quoted saying “Mad Dog can’t run like he use to”.  Magic Wooshy said “Now I won’t have someone yelling at me when I’m sniping”.  Mad Dog later said coaching and playing with such talented team such as the LRSD just wasn’t challenging enough for the Dog.  MadDog felt he couldn’t teach the guys anything else and decided to join a much weaker squad.  MadDog felt his leadership skills could teach his new rookie squad a couple things and he would get to build another team from the ground up.  MadDog was quoted in saying “LRSD is the best team in the world” and “LRSD is That Good.”  Why would Mad Dog leave the Beast of Call of Duty just as they turn pro?  Will Mad Dog return to the team of glory and bring home the Game Battle Championship?  Only time will tell what is going to happen with the LRSD and MadDog.  Stay Tuned! 

LRSD the underground champions of Call of Duty 4 – Modern Warfare have finally agreed to turn PRO and work their way up the Game Battles Ladder to the Championship. LRSD has been winning games in the underground and have an unofficial record of 33,542 – 0. Some may argue that they defeated the LRSD but they are obviously incorrect. They may have defeated fake LRSD squads. Many people tried to pose as the LRSD but failed to live up to the name.

LRSD was founded by GymboSlice, Jeffrosaw, Takedownspecial and MadDog. These four men have formed a dominating force and ran through the ranks of the underground winning game after game. They started out by recruiting young talent such as TheDiaperDandy, Magic Wooshy and HipHopJunky. The LRSD built up these young superstars into ruthless Call of Duty veterans. Eventually they went on to sign fellow super stars HighFive and BobBigCack to long term deals. These 9 players went on to dominate the underground ranks of Call of Duty. The LRSD smacked down all the clans in the underground leaving them no choice but to turn PRO. Look for the LRSD to dominate the Pro ranks and show they belong at the top of the Call of Duty 4 food chain.

Team Accomplishments

TheDiaperDandy went on to be named on Dick Vital’s Fabulous Freshman All American Call of Duty Team.

Jeffrosaw was named MVP of Search and Destroy for his record of 24 kills in one match and zero deaths.

Takedownspecial named MVP of Search and Destroy for his 5 kills with one C4 explosion.

Gymboslice named MVP of Death match for multiple 40 kills zero death performances.

Hiphopjunky named sniper of the year for his 4 kills with one sniper bullet.

MadDog named MVP of Domination for Air striking a record 20 kills.

LRSD winning an amazing 33,542 games without a loss.

BobBigcack named MVP for heroic solo performances in Search and Destroy.