As most of you know the Alpha team did infact run over the DARKSIDE. After the humble lesson many things have happened to streamline and teach the team a lesson. Two members of the DARKSIDE have been fired from the team due to lack of skill and morale killing. Co-leader Ix P xI has been suspended for two weeks and when we caught up with the now defeated Co-leader he was quoted at saying “Damn I didn’t even know leaders could be suspended, i don’t know what to do, and i have bills to pay. Screw the Alpha team for putting me out of a job. looks like all we have to do is get them in the DARKSIDE.

Will the darkside ever get out of this rut?

Will Ix P xI ever be let to play with the team again?

Will MAD DOG 3 bring takedown to the darkside?

Is nose dive MIA?

Find out in the upcoming issues of “THE DARK CRONICLES”


Gymbo’s Take : I just wanted to add a little flavor to this great post by IX P XI. Keep your Head up!


  1. Steve Owings on July 17, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    That’s a funny video. Terrell Owens crying was probably the best post game interview ever. He must really love his quarterback. I wonder if IX P XI cried for his leader DarkKnights like that after the game.

    We lost as a Team! Boo Hoo Boo Hoo!

  2. NOSE DiVE on July 20, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    What doesn’t kill you, only makes you stronger.

    NOSE DiVE still lives. He has been lingering in the shadows, slowly buidling up his power. Meditating and channeling all his energy towards the DarkSide. In his return, he shall show you a power never before seen or imagined. The return of NOSE DiVE and |x P x| is inevitable… Enjoy your time while it lasts. Mwahaahahahaha!!! *Dun Dun Dun Dunnnnnnn*

  3. Alllah on July 21, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    Ummmmmmmmm………… Yea ur plan didnt work tooo well at all. That was the most number of games ever lost in one night!