TEAM LRSD

The Mad Dog Madden Player Ratings for the LRSD will be released this week.  Stay Tuned for the first ever Mad Dog Madden Ratings!!!

Magic Wooshy and Diaper Dandy decided to go for an afternoon cruise and they were pulled over by the local police. Police did not reveal to the media why the young stars of the LRSD were pulled over but they did mention something strange about their IDs. For some odd reason Magic Wooshy and Diaper supplied the police with similar ID’s (pictured below). Wooshy and Diaper were let off easy with just a ticket. Leaders of the LRSD caught word of the two trouble makers actions and said this will be settled as an in house problem. The young stars were not punished enough by the local police but they will receive punishment from the LRSD. Off the record one of the Leaders said “These little shits will pay for their actions with push ups, push ups and more push ups.” Another leader said “These kids won’t be needing a car they will be running wherever they go.” Getting in trouble with the law comes at a nifty price in the LRSD. Diaper Dandy and Magic Wooshy will be suspended by the team for 10 games and fined 100 dollars each. Throwing dirt on the LRSD name will not be tolerated and neither will young ignorance.

Lately their has been some drama in the LRSD. The Clan looks to be falling apart. Looks like Gymboslice will be terminating the Clan in the upcoming weeks if things can not stay a float. Jeffrosaw has been MIA, no one has seen from him or heard about his whereabouts. Takedownspecial has been sleeping, hes more like the Naptime Special. Magic Wooshy forgets to bring guns to battle, then he argues about it afterwards. Gymboslice forgets where to plant the bomb or when to plant the bomb I think hes going crazy. Hip Hop Junky has been acting as a spy killing his own teammates at crucial points in the game, then forgetting you have to kill the other team in order to win. Diaper Dandy has also been killing his own teammates to try and steal the glory of being clutch (MVP Style). High Five has been more like an illusion, you thinks hes got your back in the game but then hes not there. As for BobBigCack sometimes he just doesn’t bring enough ammo.

With all this drama circulating the LRSD it doesn’t look good for the squads future. Will the LRSD pull through this rough moment in time. Maybe Mad Dog had a point, maybe he was the glue that kept the clan together!!!