TEAM LRSD

Bravo Team Locks Up First Victory

Congrats to the LRSD Bravo Team for recording there first GB victory. They are currently 1-4 but they are just starting to jell together and everyone in the LRSD expects big things out of them. Remember Bravo doesn’t stand for BAD so don’t take these guys lightly. These guys are solid individual players and once they start jelling as a team they will be hard to beat.

First Victory: LRSD Bravo 2 – N830B 1. Type: Team Deathmatch

LRSD Splits in Three

LRSD has officially split into three parts. LRSD Alpha, LRSD Bravo and LRSD Charlie. The roster is still in the process of being sorted out and there could be more changes along the way. Rumors say Alpha Team might have a few free agent prospects to add to there line up.

Note: LRSD did remake there Game Battles to form these 3 teams. LRSD was ranked in Top 50. Alpha will return to glory and hopefully Bravo and Charlie follow suit.

Alpha Roster (3-3)

• Mad Dog (LRSD Leader)
• Gymbo
• Takedown
• Feccy
• Jeffro
• Iconz
• Rasca

Double Team

• Magic Wooshy (Emergency Back Up to Alpha)
• Diaper Dandy (Emergency Back Up to Alpha)

Bravo Roster (1-4)

• JigSaw (Bravo Leader)
• Paco
• Chub
• Overdose
• Pafinator
• ShotOut

LRSD Charlie (0-3)

• Bore (Charlie Leader)
• BobBigCack
• HighFive
• StarNards
• RazorHead
• PolarSteam
• GrimPunisher
• Bobby Shadow (When he Returns from IR)

It’s official the great Jeffrosaw has returned to the LRSD.  He has been absent for quite some time.  Rumor has it he’s been off training in the Himalaya Mountains.  He has been sharpening his battle skills and now knows how to kill an enemy with his knife 55 different ways.  After his long survival mission Mr. Jeffro feels he is ready to take his place back on Alpha Team.  He just might be the fire power the LRSD has been missing.  Now with Jeffrosaw back in the lineup expect big things from Alpha team in the future.

The media caught up with Mad Dog to ask him what he thought about Jeffrosaw’s return. Mad Dog said “It’s great to have Jeffro back and it feels good having some big time fire power out on the battlefield.  I was getting tired of seeing all these snipers.  My back was starting to hurt from carrying all this weight around.  Now that Jeffro is back it can take some of the burden off our key players.”

(Jeffrosaw was not ready to grant us an interview but hopefully we can catch up with Mr. Saw this week.)

Now that Jeffrosaw has returned to the lineup and blostered an already stacked Alpha Team been on the Look Out for big things.  Quite possibly a 1,000 game win streak is on the horizon.

We will be scheduling a Team Photo and video session sometime this week.  Please send Mad Dog, Gymboslice, Jeffrosaw, Takedownspecial or Feccy J times that you are available for the Team Photo.  The LRSD is having a montage created by the great Hastro and if you don’t want to be left out then get your butts online and make it to this event.  We all know you guys love the spot light so heres your chance to be a star.

We would like to do this at a reasonable time not at 3 am or anything crazy. We would like to have this done by this weekend.  Hastro is currently working very hard on this video montage for the LRSD so please show him some respect and show up.  I don’t want to hear anyone crying why wasn’t I in the video after it is completed if you did not make the effort.

Thanks

The Great GymboSlice

Congratulations to the LRSD for winning a over 100 consecutive team deathmatch games.  This has to be one of the greatest streaks of all time.  Everyone has chipped in and be apart of the streak and its been a great team effort.  The streak does live on and it is currently approaching the 150 and 200 mark. As the pressure builds the LRSD must continue to get keep there discipline and treat each and every game like its the Super Bowl.

Media: “Mad Dog How do you feel about the 100 plus game win streak.”

Mad Dog: “I want to thank all the guys that have contributed to the streak and are continuing to build on this amazing record.  It just shows how hard the LRSD works and how dedicated they are as a team. We have a lot of work ahead of us this is just the beginning of the streak. I would like to say congratulations to everyone who has helped in this record, you know who you are.”

The LRSD was in training and practice for there upcoming run at the title.  The team was dominating the public matches like usual and seem to be breezing through and smacking down bad kid after bad kid.  During one of the games Feccy J was struggling with covering his position and he was getting very frustrated.  Feccy J started having a mental breakdown and he started screaming for help.

Feccy J kept yelling “They are in the Water. They are in the Water.”  It sounded like Feccy J was a female in distress and needed to be saved.  Of course several members of the LRSD were right there to pick up the pieces and cover Feccy’s back.  Good thing because I don’t think Feccy J would of been able to handle the pressure much longer.

We caught up with the great Gymboslice late last night and this is what he had to say:

Gymboslice said “If Feccy J continues to struggle in stressful situations he will go back to Bravo or Charlie Team. Mad Dog will be working with Feccy personally on his mental issues. I will not comment any further on this but I will say hopefully Feccy J can overcome his personal issues and become a better player.”