They got tons of other great information here on the COD Wiki and they have more weapon charts and other helpful stats here at this Call of Duty Blog. Notice how the PC version doesn’t have the Gymbo Perk.

Weapon Charts

• COD Wiki
• Call of Duty Blog

Thanks Dynasty for finding this great information.

Battle on!

Gymboslice

Alpha and Bravo Team scrimmaged the other night and Alpha won 3 games to 2.  Bravo was impressive and fought very hard.  They won 2 of the 5 maps the teams played in the scrimmage but lost the 5 game series 3-2.  Bobby Shadow was the star of the show and he managed to snipe 4 LRSD Alpha Members in 1 round. Iconz said “I was most impressed with Bobby Shadow and I think he’s going to be really good.” Some people might wondering if Bravo is really that good or did Alpha Team hand them a couple games.

14 Game Win Streak

LRSD Alpha is currently riding a 14 game win streak in there Game Battles Season.  LRSD Alpha currently holds a record of 28-7.  During the win streak they have defeated the 5th, 80th and 110th overall ranked Game Battles Teams. The streak also contains a win over LRSD Bravo in Game Battles by a score of 2-0.  The streak has been a great team effort and congrats to everyone involved.  Lets see how long this can continue.

Bravo Challenges Alpha on Game Battles

After the scrimmage some of the LRSD Bravo members felt very confident that they could beat LRSD Alpha in a real match.  So they went out and challenged the Alpha Team on Game Battles and paid the price.  Scrimmages and Game Battles are two totally different things and Bravo learned that lesson the hard way.  Scrimmages are nothing more then a glorified practice but when it comes to Game Battles Alpha Team turns up their intensity a couple notches.  Bravo witnessed this by getting smacked down 2-0.  This may be why A comes before B in the alphabet.  (Scoreboard: Game 1: 4-2, Game 2: 4-0).

LRSD Alpha Recruits

LRSD Alpha would like to introduce their new recruits RandyMCteig III, Cakefarts13 and ChopstiX McGee.  Alpha Team is kinda like the New York Yankees, they just keep stacking up the talent.  Randy McTeig and ChopstiX McGee are already making an impact on Alpha Team and have been playing with the Alpha Team during this 14 game win streak. CakeFarts will probably get some playing time later this week.

One vs One Tournament

LRSD will be hosting its first ever 1 vs 1 tournament.  Top prize is rumored to include a capture card. The tournament will take place later this month and it will take place over a couple weeks time.  It will be a single elimination tournament and the brackets will be created at random.  Everyone in the LRSD is eligible to compete.  Even the great Mad Dog will be entering.   Contact Gymboslice if you want to be a part of history.

Charlie Team Wants Rematch

Rumblings of a rematch with Bravo Team have been started up again by HighFive.  He claims that his absence was the major reason why Charlie Team lost to Bravo Team.  HighFive said he wants control of Charlie and another shot at Bravo Team.  He feels with a couple line up changes Charlie could beat Bravo.  Not many members of the LRSD feel a rematch is needed.  Who knows if Charlie Team is even serious, this might just be another scam to try and get some media attention.

We would like to do this at a reasonable time not at 3 am or anything crazy. We would like to have this done by this weekend.  Hastro is currently working very hard on this video montage for the LRSD so please show him some respect and show up.  I don’t want to hear anyone crying why wasn’t I in the video after it is completed if you did not make the effort.

Thanks

The Great GymboSlice

After a one month lay off Gymbo returns to Madden and hands it to Bore.  Bore has been preparing for a rematch with Gymbo in for a long time and he has preparing himself for this day since the last time Gymbo defeated him.  Gymbo really didn’t want to take this match again because there hasn’t been a competitive game between him and Bore ever.  Bore has been running his mouth for a while so Gymbo finally gave in and came out of retirement and gave Bore once last chance at the Champ.

Gymbo struggled early and showed some ring rust but he got through it and showed why he was the better player.  Gymbo gift wrapped 2 ints for Bore and he also handed him a fumble but Bore didn’t know what to do with all the turnovers.  Gymbo proved he can overcome any situation and still dominate. At one point it looked like Bore had a chance when the score was 21-17 but that sliver of hope was soon crushed by Gymbo.  After 14 unanswered points by Gymbo and another touchdown on the horizon, Bore threw in the towel.

This was the closest Bore had come at defeating the great Gymboslice and I got a feeling this is probably the closet he will ever come.

This is what Gymbo had to say:

You know I didn’ t expect to get hurt…I just wanted to play a harmless deathmatch and get some kills. It turned out that I had to carry  Razor and Empreza. I would run out and get 3-5 kills at once then die. I kept asking where they were but there was no response. They were both huddled up in the corner hiding and trying to not die. This match we did come out victorious however, but it was all the work of myself.———————————————————

WOW! Thats not what we’re lookin for in the LRSD. Teamwork is what we need and hiding trying not to die is not part of teamwork.  Rumor also has it that the two did it on purpose. Supposively they wanted to injure Gymbo so the Spotlight would come off of him and they would get some more playing time and recognition. The two suspects had no comment to the media thus far.

The LRSD might decide to press charges on the two for injuring the star. The team will have an interrogation session soon. The date is not yet set.

FeccyJ

Feccy J goes MIA and leaves his team after a loss in practice.  It started when Feccy came joined into a public match with Takedown, Empreza and some potential recruits.  Feccy came into the game with a 29 game win streak and put it on the line.  Feccy figured he could carry the bad kids on his back and achieve victory without the rest of his LRSD teammates.

The game started up and it was a close battle.  Feccy J was getting a little flustered he hasn’t been in a close game in a while and the pressure was starting to get to him.  Feccy J broke down and started yelling “We’re losing.. How are we losing.. I can’t believe we are losing..”

As the story goes Feccy sounded like a little girl crying and it damaged the moral of his team costing them the game and his own win streak. Feccy stormed out of the game wasn’t heard from till later that night.

Empreza was available for comment after the game and he has this to say: “Feccy wouldn’t stop screaming like a girl… He kept yelling for help.. Cover me.. I’m Feccy.. Do you know who I am… We couldn’t believe the way Feccy was acting.  This kid has not learned his lesson and if this continues he could become a real problem.  Right now Feccy is the Terrell Owens of the team he needs to change his tune.”

We also caught up with Gymboslice and he had just heard the news himself.  Gymbo said “I am not surprised.  I have no further comments.”

Hopefully Feccy J can bounce back and learn from his mistakes.  The LRSD is a team and no one is better then the team.

Feccy J kept yelling “They are in the Water. They are in the Water.”  It sounded like Feccy J was a female in distress and needed to be saved.  Of course several members of the LRSD were right there to pick up the pieces and cover Feccy’s back.  Good thing because I don’t think Feccy J would of been able to handle the pressure much longer.

We caught up with the great Gymboslice late last night and this is what he had to say:

Gymboslice said “If Feccy J continues to struggle in stressful situations he will go back to Bravo or Charlie Team. Mad Dog will be working with Feccy personally on his mental issues. I will not comment any further on this but I will say hopefully Feccy J can overcome his personal issues and become a better player.”

Lets break down the awards:

MVP Award ( Most Valuable Player): Winner – TakedownSpecial: Takedown has returned from retirement and has been dominating the online gaming world. Can anyone stop Takedownspecial? Takedown does work each and every day.  Takedown is skilled in all areas of the game and the LRSD is glad to see him come out of retirement.

BAD Award (Bad at the Game): Winner – InkCity:After a long layoff InkCity returned to battle and was just terrible. InkCity wouldn’t follow orders and has shown a major lack of discipline. InkCity has been a problem member of the LRSD for a while and his struggles continue on his first day back.  InkCity is usually a decent player and was voted back in the LRSD last season but it looks like hes gonna need to get the respect of his teammates back.  Advice for him is to play better and follow orders.

Choke Award (Doesn’t Come Through In the Clutch): Winner – Empreza: Empreza’s failure to cover Feccy in a proper way has earned him this award.  There wasn’t many non-clutch performances to choose from but Empreza’s blunder is fresh in the mind of many LRSD members.  Empreza does have the ability to be a clutch player but that was back in Call of Duty 4.  This is a new season and Empreza right now has earned himself the Choke Award. Empreza is going to have to set up his game when left in a crucial opportunity.

Immobilizer Award (Tank Killer): Winner – Gymboslice: Gymbo nicknamed “Immobilizer” has continued his dominance over enemy tanks.  Gymbo has taken teams out of the battle and left them tank-less. Gymbo gives the LRSD that Edge when the maps feature Tanks. Gymbo would like to thank all the other immobilizers out there for helping him win this award.

Blitzkrieg Award (Best Tank Driver): Winner – Mad Dog: Mad Dog is the tank expert here for the LRSD. He has been dominating the battlefield with leadership and tank tactics.  Mad Dog and the LRSD are unstoppable on tank levels.

Big Blooper Award (Most Screwed Up Play): Winner – Feccy J and Empreza (Aka Hip Hop Junky):This play came on a search and destroy mission. Feccy J and Empreza were left with a 2 vs 1 advantage and looked to have the game locked down.  Feccy and Empreza went to plant the bomb together and looked to be holding hands at the time.  They were so busy holding hands they forgot that there was one enemy left on the battlefield.  Feccy yells to Empreza to cover him and that’s what he did. Empreza laid right on top of him hiding Feccy underneath him.  Then the enemy walked up on them and stabbed them both. LRSD did hold on to win the game 4-2.

Young Gun (Rookie of the Month Award. New Player Steppin Up): No Current Young Guns or New Guys have stepped up to capture this award.

Mr. Snipes Award (Best Sniper): No current winner has been selected.  It’s still a young season and this award will be given out when someone truely deserves it. The Front Runner for this awards is obviously Gymboslice.

Clutch Award (Comes through in crucial moments): No current winner.  No one really stands out in the minds of the council.  It’s still a young season and we will select the Clutch Award winner next month.  The Front Runner for this award looks to be Empreza.

Next Month we will have more awards and hopefully all of the LRSD are back together and getting ready for competition.

Happy Thanksgiving to all the LRSD members and fans.

See Ya!

Gymboslice

Magic WoosHy