TEAM LRSD

Dynasty thought this might be helpful for everyone in the LRSD.  This is a weapons chart that breaks down the effectiveness of every Call of Duty: World at War weapon. (Note: When these guns are in the hands of Gymboslice they increase in effectiveness 100%.) The websites information are based off the PC version but I would imagine it is very similar to the Xbox 360 version.

They got tons of other great information here on the COD Wiki and they have more weapon charts and other helpful stats here at this Call of Duty Blog. Notice how the PC version doesn’t have the Gymbo Perk.

Weapon Charts

• COD Wiki
• Call of Duty Blog

Thanks Dynasty for finding this great information.

Battle on!

Gymboslice

Alpha Scrimmages Bravo

Alpha and Bravo Team scrimmaged the other night and Alpha won 3 games to 2.  Bravo was impressive and fought very hard.  They won 2 of the 5 maps the teams played in the scrimmage but lost the 5 game series 3-2.  Bobby Shadow was the star of the show and he managed to snipe 4 LRSD Alpha Members in 1 round. Iconz said “I was most impressed with Bobby Shadow and I think he’s going to be really good.” Some people might wondering if Bravo is really that good or did Alpha Team hand them a couple games.

14 Game Win Streak

LRSD Alpha is currently riding a 14 game win streak in there Game Battles Season.  LRSD Alpha currently holds a record of 28-7.  During the win streak they have defeated the 5th, 80th and 110th overall ranked Game Battles Teams. The streak also contains a win over LRSD Bravo in Game Battles by a score of 2-0.  The streak has been a great team effort and congrats to everyone involved.  Lets see how long this can continue.

Bravo Challenges Alpha on Game Battles

After the scrimmage some of the LRSD Bravo members felt very confident that they could beat LRSD Alpha in a real match.  So they went out and challenged the Alpha Team on Game Battles and paid the price.  Scrimmages and Game Battles are two totally different things and Bravo learned that lesson the hard way.  Scrimmages are nothing more then a glorified practice but when it comes to Game Battles Alpha Team turns up their intensity a couple notches.  Bravo witnessed this by getting smacked down 2-0.  This may be why A comes before B in the alphabet.  (Scoreboard: Game 1: 4-2, Game 2: 4-0).

LRSD Alpha Recruits

LRSD Alpha would like to introduce their new recruits RandyMCteig III, Cakefarts13 and ChopstiX McGee.  Alpha Team is kinda like the New York Yankees, they just keep stacking up the talent.  Randy McTeig and ChopstiX McGee are already making an impact on Alpha Team and have been playing with the Alpha Team during this 14 game win streak. CakeFarts will probably get some playing time later this week.

One vs One Tournament

LRSD will be hosting its first ever 1 vs 1 tournament.  Top prize is rumored to include a capture card. The tournament will take place later this month and it will take place over a couple weeks time.  It will be a single elimination tournament and the brackets will be created at random.  Everyone in the LRSD is eligible to compete.  Even the great Mad Dog will be entering.   Contact Gymboslice if you want to be a part of history.

Charlie Team Wants Rematch

Rumblings of a rematch with Bravo Team have been started up again by HighFive.  He claims that his absence was the major reason why Charlie Team lost to Bravo Team.  HighFive said he wants control of Charlie and another shot at Bravo Team.  He feels with a couple line up changes Charlie could beat Bravo.  Not many members of the LRSD feel a rematch is needed.  Who knows if Charlie Team is even serious, this might just be another scam to try and get some media attention.

We will be scheduling a Team Photo and video session sometime this week.  Please send Mad Dog, Gymboslice, Jeffrosaw, Takedownspecial or Feccy J times that you are available for the Team Photo.  The LRSD is having a montage created by the great Hastro and if you don’t want to be left out then get your butts online and make it to this event.  We all know you guys love the spot light so heres your chance to be a star.

We would like to do this at a reasonable time not at 3 am or anything crazy. We would like to have this done by this weekend.  Hastro is currently working very hard on this video montage for the LRSD so please show him some respect and show up.  I don’t want to hear anyone crying why wasn’t I in the video after it is completed if you did not make the effort.

Thanks

The Great GymboSlice

After a one month lay off Gymbo returns to Madden and hands it to Bore.  Bore has been preparing for a rematch with Gymbo in for a long time and he has preparing himself for this day since the last time Gymbo defeated him.  Gymbo really didn’t want to take this match again because there hasn’t been a competitive game between him and Bore ever.  Bore has been running his mouth for a while so Gymbo finally gave in and came out of retirement and gave Bore once last chance at the Champ.

Gymbo struggled early and showed some ring rust but he got through it and showed why he was the better player.  Gymbo gift wrapped 2 ints for Bore and he also handed him a fumble but Bore didn’t know what to do with all the turnovers.  Gymbo proved he can overcome any situation and still dominate. At one point it looked like Bore had a chance when the score was 21-17 but that sliver of hope was soon crushed by Gymbo.  After 14 unanswered points by Gymbo and another touchdown on the horizon, Bore threw in the towel.

This was the closest Bore had come at defeating the great Gymboslice and I got a feeling this is probably the closet he will ever come.

Breaking News from Empreza:

Feccy J goes MIA and leaves his team after a loss in practice.  It started when Feccy came joined into a public match with Takedown, Empreza and some potential recruits.  Feccy came into the game with a 29 game win streak and put it on the line.  Feccy figured he could carry the bad kids on his back and achieve victory without the rest of his LRSD teammates.

The game started up and it was a close battle.  Feccy J was getting a little flustered he hasn’t been in a close game in a while and the pressure was starting to get to him.  Feccy J broke down and started yelling “We’re losing.. How are we losing.. I can’t believe we are losing..”

As the story goes Feccy sounded like a little girl crying and it damaged the moral of his team costing them the game and his own win streak. Feccy stormed out of the game wasn’t heard from till later that night.

Empreza was available for comment after the game and he has this to say: “Feccy wouldn’t stop screaming like a girl… He kept yelling for help.. Cover me.. I’m Feccy.. Do you know who I am… We couldn’t believe the way Feccy was acting.  This kid has not learned his lesson and if this continues he could become a real problem.  Right now Feccy is the Terrell Owens of the team he needs to change his tune.”

We also caught up with Gymboslice and he had just heard the news himself.  Gymbo said “I am not surprised.  I have no further comments.”

Hopefully Feccy J can bounce back and learn from his mistakes.  The LRSD is a team and no one is better then the team.