Congrats to the LRSD Bravo Team for recording there first GB victory. They are currently 1-4 but they are just starting to jell together and everyone in the LRSD expects big things out of them. Remember Bravo doesn’t stand for BAD so don’t take these guys lightly. These guys are solid individual players and once they start jelling as a team they will be hard to beat.

First Victory: LRSD Bravo 2 – N830B 1. Type: Team Deathmatch

LRSD Splits in Three

LRSD has officially split into three parts. LRSD Alpha, LRSD Bravo and LRSD Charlie. The roster is still in the process of being sorted out and there could be more changes along the way. Rumors say Alpha Team might have a few free agent prospects to add to there line up.

Note: LRSD did remake there Game Battles to form these 3 teams. LRSD was ranked in Top 50. Alpha will return to glory and hopefully Bravo and Charlie follow suit.

Alpha Roster (3-3)

• Mad Dog (LRSD Leader)
• Gymbo
• Takedown
• Feccy
• Jeffro
• Iconz
• Rasca

Double Team

• Magic Wooshy (Emergency Back Up to Alpha)
• Diaper Dandy (Emergency Back Up to Alpha)

Bravo Roster (1-4)

• JigSaw (Bravo Leader)
• Paco
• Chub
• Overdose
• Pafinator
• ShotOut

LRSD Charlie (0-3)

• Bore (Charlie Leader)
• BobBigCack
• HighFive
• StarNards
• RazorHead
• PolarSteam
• GrimPunisher
• Bobby Shadow (When he Returns from IR)

We would like to do this at a reasonable time not at 3 am or anything crazy. We would like to have this done by this weekend.  Hastro is currently working very hard on this video montage for the LRSD so please show him some respect and show up.  I don’t want to hear anyone crying why wasn’t I in the video after it is completed if you did not make the effort.

Thanks

The Great GymboSlice

Feccy J goes MIA and leaves his team after a loss in practice.  It started when Feccy came joined into a public match with Takedown, Empreza and some potential recruits.  Feccy came into the game with a 29 game win streak and put it on the line.  Feccy figured he could carry the bad kids on his back and achieve victory without the rest of his LRSD teammates.

The game started up and it was a close battle.  Feccy J was getting a little flustered he hasn’t been in a close game in a while and the pressure was starting to get to him.  Feccy J broke down and started yelling “We’re losing.. How are we losing.. I can’t believe we are losing..”

As the story goes Feccy sounded like a little girl crying and it damaged the moral of his team costing them the game and his own win streak. Feccy stormed out of the game wasn’t heard from till later that night.

Empreza was available for comment after the game and he has this to say: “Feccy wouldn’t stop screaming like a girl… He kept yelling for help.. Cover me.. I’m Feccy.. Do you know who I am… We couldn’t believe the way Feccy was acting.  This kid has not learned his lesson and if this continues he could become a real problem.  Right now Feccy is the Terrell Owens of the team he needs to change his tune.”

We also caught up with Gymboslice and he had just heard the news himself.  Gymbo said “I am not surprised.  I have no further comments.”

Hopefully Feccy J can bounce back and learn from his mistakes.  The LRSD is a team and no one is better then the team.

Feccy J kept yelling “They are in the Water. They are in the Water.”  It sounded like Feccy J was a female in distress and needed to be saved.  Of course several members of the LRSD were right there to pick up the pieces and cover Feccy’s back.  Good thing because I don’t think Feccy J would of been able to handle the pressure much longer.

We caught up with the great Gymboslice late last night and this is what he had to say:

Gymboslice said “If Feccy J continues to struggle in stressful situations he will go back to Bravo or Charlie Team. Mad Dog will be working with Feccy personally on his mental issues. I will not comment any further on this but I will say hopefully Feccy J can overcome his personal issues and become a better player.”

Lets break down the awards:

MVP Award ( Most Valuable Player): Winner – TakedownSpecial: Takedown has returned from retirement and has been dominating the online gaming world. Can anyone stop Takedownspecial? Takedown does work each and every day.  Takedown is skilled in all areas of the game and the LRSD is glad to see him come out of retirement.

BAD Award (Bad at the Game): Winner – InkCity:After a long layoff InkCity returned to battle and was just terrible. InkCity wouldn’t follow orders and has shown a major lack of discipline. InkCity has been a problem member of the LRSD for a while and his struggles continue on his first day back.  InkCity is usually a decent player and was voted back in the LRSD last season but it looks like hes gonna need to get the respect of his teammates back.  Advice for him is to play better and follow orders.

Choke Award (Doesn’t Come Through In the Clutch): Winner – Empreza: Empreza’s failure to cover Feccy in a proper way has earned him this award.  There wasn’t many non-clutch performances to choose from but Empreza’s blunder is fresh in the mind of many LRSD members.  Empreza does have the ability to be a clutch player but that was back in Call of Duty 4.  This is a new season and Empreza right now has earned himself the Choke Award. Empreza is going to have to set up his game when left in a crucial opportunity.

Immobilizer Award (Tank Killer): Winner – Gymboslice: Gymbo nicknamed “Immobilizer” has continued his dominance over enemy tanks.  Gymbo has taken teams out of the battle and left them tank-less. Gymbo gives the LRSD that Edge when the maps feature Tanks. Gymbo would like to thank all the other immobilizers out there for helping him win this award.

Blitzkrieg Award (Best Tank Driver): Winner – Mad Dog: Mad Dog is the tank expert here for the LRSD. He has been dominating the battlefield with leadership and tank tactics.  Mad Dog and the LRSD are unstoppable on tank levels.

Big Blooper Award (Most Screwed Up Play): Winner – Feccy J and Empreza (Aka Hip Hop Junky):This play came on a search and destroy mission. Feccy J and Empreza were left with a 2 vs 1 advantage and looked to have the game locked down.  Feccy and Empreza went to plant the bomb together and looked to be holding hands at the time.  They were so busy holding hands they forgot that there was one enemy left on the battlefield.  Feccy yells to Empreza to cover him and that’s what he did. Empreza laid right on top of him hiding Feccy underneath him.  Then the enemy walked up on them and stabbed them both. LRSD did hold on to win the game 4-2.

Young Gun (Rookie of the Month Award. New Player Steppin Up): No Current Young Guns or New Guys have stepped up to capture this award.

Mr. Snipes Award (Best Sniper): No current winner has been selected.  It’s still a young season and this award will be given out when someone truely deserves it. The Front Runner for this awards is obviously Gymboslice.

Clutch Award (Comes through in crucial moments): No current winner.  No one really stands out in the minds of the council.  It’s still a young season and we will select the Clutch Award winner next month.  The Front Runner for this award looks to be Empreza.

Next Month we will have more awards and hopefully all of the LRSD are back together and getting ready for competition.

Happy Thanksgiving to all the LRSD members and fans.

See Ya!

Gymboslice

Magic WoosHy