GymboSliceJuly - 15 - 2008 Add Comments

As some of you may know, the Hardcore Division headed by lx P xl and Dark Nights Con played a handful of ranked games over the weekend. After playing a final set around 9 P.M. CST, they officially became 5-0. They plan to keep up the streak through the week if possible, as long as lx P xI picks his game up. This 1-6 kill/death ratio is definitely not cutting it. He may have some prestige with some of the clan members, but others are complaining (names are disclosed).

The final question is, will lx P xl become helpful or will he continue the downward spiral that is his COD4 career? When we were able to corner Dark Nights Con, this is what he said:

Media: “Dark, comments about lx Pxl’s playing skills?”

Dark: “Not really. He has his up’s and down’s.”

Media: “Will he be replaced if things aren’t corrected?”

Dark: “I might replace him for the fact that he is leaving for 2 weeks on Thursday.”

Media: “So you are saying he will be replaced then?”

Dark: ” NO COMMENT!”

So is this the end for lx P xl, or will he be the man everyone thinks of him as? Look to this week to find out and as Dark Nights Con says “Keep your head down kids.”

:Serious Note: Dark and P would like to thank the clan and contributors for their hard work this weekend and are excited with the turn of events. Keep up the hard work.

Magic WooshyJuly - 15 - 2008 Add Comments

Sad LRSD

Cevo is a big thing in the gaming industry and not having pure success in the first bracket might lead to a terrible downfall. The first match never happened, we got the win because the other team never showed. second game was tough but we thought we had it all planned out. WRONG!! We practiced and practiced but we never had the full team on when we did.

So the first game was Domination we knew it was going to be tough but we thought as a team we could pull through. We ended up losing the domination game but we still held our heads high. The second game was Search and Destroy we thought we would win this for sure. The other team won the 1st round but we pulled through second round and it was tied (1-1) round wise. They then won 2 more rounds. So the score was 3-1.

We were on defense and we starting talking more. Communication for the team improved throughout the games but we all ended up dying except DiaperDandy. Diaper pulls through with a major clutch victory and the game is now 3-2.

Next round Starnards dies from an RPG right at the spawn. Diaperdandy was killed some how in battle. Feccy j and I were they only ones left. It was a 3 on 2 situation. Feccy Goes down by M16! I was the sole survivor. With only a minute left I killed 2 guys and grabbed the bomb with only 30 seconds left. I had to make a run for it all the way across the map.

On my way to the bomb site I get clipped but I was still alive. I plant the bomb but was killed shortly after. With no one left the lone member on the other team defuses the bomb for the win.

Anonymous source said after the loss “It was tough loss to take knowing one of my teammates was a major reason why we lost. He really let the team down. A change in the roster looks like the only solution. We sat down after the loss and had a big team meeting and tried to resolve the problem right way. No change has been made but hopefully one is on the way.”

GymboSliceJuly - 14 - 2008 Add Comments

On the fateful Saturday night of July 12; The LRSD Hardcore Division was given the chance to finally test their “Metal” against the infamous Sinister Prophets (SP). Leading DSRL was none other then Captain Dark and his second in command 1st Lieutenant P. Followed by Private First Class Nose, Frito, and Paco.

1st Map Downpour – Team DSRL started out on offense as the British renowned S.A.S. unfortunately within a mere minute we were utterly annihilated by a well placed defensive perimeter. The next round switching to defense DSRL was once again caught with their pants down, was swiftly rushed on B side and eventually wiped out clean by Sinister Prophets. Second time on offense Team DSRL was able to make a sweet comeback. PFC Nose Dive quickly assumed command of his remaining squad members for a last ditch effort. Using the practiced and proven special-dynamite-Ninja-smoke-bomb tactic which both Nose and Frito created specifically for this map. Team DSRL was able to Ninja smoke bomb the middle courtyard and storm Bomb site A, neutralizing both claymores and enemy soldiers with extreme prejudice. Laying down suppressive fire they successfully planted the bomb and took out the remaining enemies. This gave them their first win and in turn gave back the DSRL team some needed morale and hope. With fire rekindled. DSRL was able to impressively catch up to Sinister Prophets in score for a tie breaker. Unfortunately try as they may, DSRL lost the tie breaker giving the Sinister Prophets the win for this map. In the end PFC Frito showed some great effort as the last man standing before eventually joining his fallen comrades. Hat’s off to you Frito, for giving them one helluva run for their money!!! (Ending score: 3-4 Sinister Prophets)

2nd Map Vacant – On Vacant DSRL started off on defense again as British S.A.S. Regrettably we were pushed back by what seemed like randomly chucked grenades and wall shots that eventually made us lose the round. Switching sides to offense we made a push to Bomb site A, but were sadly picked off again by grenades and rushing assailants. With our morale running on the low, things looked hopeless for the Hardcore Divisions first clan match. We were cornered animals with no were to run, desperate for a miracle… But everyone knows that even a cornered mouse bites back, and that’s the key, the trigger, the switch. For as long as I’ve played with my comrades, I’ve noticed two key traits that have been consistent to us everywhere. Our immeasurable capacity of “Courage” and our unyielding spirit of “Defiance.” In lamens terms, “The harder you hit us, the harder you push us and the more you pressure us in… The stronger we become and the bigger the ass kicking you get!!!” We don’t solely rely on outside training and practice, because that can only take you so far. No, instead we gain and grow our most right there on the battlefield. In the midst of all the bullets, grenades, and chaos. We adapt. We grow. We change. Evolution right smack in the middle of a match. The stronger the opponents, the stronger we become. We rise to the occasion; we go above and beyond your expectations because that’s how we operate. I say this to all the Call of Duty 4 clans out there wanting to test us. “It’s a double-edged sword; Go ahead and give us your best shot. You’re only feeding the Hounds of Hell making us stronger. Go too easy, and you’ll be utterly annihilated!!!” Either way it’s hopeless; face it, we’re straight up Demons… This brings me back to the ongoing match on Vacant. Just when we thought all was lost, PFC Frito rushes from Bomb site B towards the back side of site A. Upon entering he comes across two enemy soldiers; with lightning quick reflexes Frito takes aim and splatters the first ones head across the wall. With Fritos infamous quick-draw technique he acquires the second enemy within his sights and peppers the opposition with deadly accuracy. A moment doesn’t pass by when he hears the bomb plant, without hesitation he takes up aim again and sends the bomb planter six feet under. The angelic sound of “Bomb Defused!!!” rings. Next round starts on offense; Captain Dark rushes Bomb site A, shoulders a rocket and unleashes hell into site A. Snatching himself a kill he reloads his launcher, shoulders the rocket once more and sends another roaring rocket towards the opposite wall of site A. Again Captain Dark snatches another unfortunate victim. DSRL plants the bomb and wins another round after obliterating the few remaining soldiers. DSRL switches to defense and loses, but this doesn’t phase them. The momentums already building within the team and their hearts are blazing wildly with fire. They switch back to offense. Frito rushes Bomb site A, and with an amazing keen Sixth-Sense PFC Paco orders Frito to jump away. Frito does so and not moments later the spot which Frito just stood upon was blasted to sheer rubble from double enemy hand grenades. Bomb site A still has moving targets in it. Lieutenant P takes up his sniper rifle and posts himself up behind two barrels already zoomed into Bomb site A. An enemy soldier runs across his screen and with Godly precision P takes him out. A second emerges from the back entrance coming from site B and he too becomes victim to P’s sniper rifle. With Bomb site A pretty much clear, PFC Nose Dive runs in and plants the bomb. Bomb’s planted and he runs out for cover but is unfortunately shot in the back… All that remains of DSRL is Captain Dark and Lieutenant P. Captain Dark kills one of the remaining enemies but is picked off by the remainder. The last enemy drops down to a prone position inside the bomb site. The enemy soldier inches his way out thinking he can take aim and pick off Lieutenant P first. He couldn’t be any more wrong!!! As Lieutenant P fires through the wall and shreds the pitiful solider with bullets. Team DSRL was able to psyche the Sinister Prophets to the core, making one helluva comeback and an official win. (Ending score: 4-3 Darkside)

3rd Map Crossfire – With the momentum and fire still burning from the previous victory on Vacant, Team DSRL was no longer their former selves. They had transformed into homicidal monsters, anxious for the blood of the Sinister Prophets. The match had started with DSRL on defense as the U.S. Marines. PFC Nose Dive and Frito decided to rush towards Bomb site A. Nose and Frito commented, “All we heard were multiple sniper shots, and within 15 seconds Captain Dark, Lieutenant P and PFC Paco sniped all 5 of the Sinister Prophets from across the map; This was totally unexpected and inspiring, it just added to the already high morale.” Team DSRL won the first round flawlessly on offense. In those mere 15 seconds, DSRL gave the Sinister Prophets the perfect explanation of why “Keep your head down SON!!!” is our teams motto. The second round starts off and we go on the offensive. PFC Frito rushes up towards Bomb site B with his Bomb Squad perk and spots an enemy set claymore. He shoulders his rifle, takes aim at the claymore hiding behind the wall and sprays. “Boom!!!” He kills the enemy with his own claymore and nabs a lucky headshot on yet another unfortunate soul. We switch back to defense; PFC Nose Dive rushes up into the alleyway overlooking site B from across the street. From here Frito and him take out enemy soldiers one after another while Captain Dark and Lieutenant P pick off their own targets. PFC Paco moves up towards site B along the right side and nabs himself a trophy as well. Nose Dive comments, “They neva knew what hit’em!!!” DSRL wins yet another defensive round and switches right back to offense. On offense, Captain Dark and P did some serious work again with their trusty sniper rifles providing impressive fire support. While all three remaining DSRL members rushed towards Bomb site A. Paco was able to plant the bomb while Nose and Frito provided cover fire and took out triple enemy soldiers. Eventually Sinister Prophets buckled in from all the pressure DSRL was exerting and lost miserably. After DSRL’s incredible transformation, Sinister Prophets finally realized just how powerful the Darkside really was. (Ending score – 4-0 Darkside)

In the end, the Hardcore Divisions first won clan match was a monumental moment. It showed that when push comes to shove, DSRL pushes harder. Much harder!!! We put our hearts and souls into that match. We encouraged, supported and believed in one another till the very end. Let me say this to those who think all is lost when down and behind in a clan match. If you want to win, you must stand in defiance till the very end. Bolster up your courage with your comrades and realize that your bullets scare the living shit out of your enemies too. Rise up to the opposition, they push hard, you push harder, they push back, you knock them flat on their ass!!! Get better as the game goes by. Just because you’re in the middle of a match, doesn’t mean you can’t learn anything along the way, all is not lost. Adapt, grow, evolve become the hounds of hell and show them just how beast you are at decimating those who provoke you!!!

Memorable quotes and questions from the Hardcore Division team:

Media: What do you think your most memorable moment was during this match?
Paco: “I killed a person…” XD

Dark Nights Con: Awesome we are now officially ranked 3571!!!”
|x P x|: Ha!!! 357 is just a formality!!! (^_-)

Media: What do you think of Private First Class Frito?
Paco: I have doubts about his sexuality… I think he likes men…

Media: Any thing you’d like to say or add?
Frito: I’m a BEAST!!!

NOSE: We’re straight up Demons man!!!

GymboSliceJuly - 14 - 2008 9 Comments

The LRSD Tournament will take place next weekend Sunday July 20th. There will be two types of tournaments a free-for-all tournament and a double team tournament. As of right now hardcore and regular LRSD guys will be competing in separate divisions. That may change depending upon the turn-out.

What You Need to Do?

1. Comment on this post and confirm you are entering the tournament.
2. Name your Double Team Partner. Note: If people are fighting over the same partner, names will be drawn out of a hat.
3. You Must Register Your Comment Before Saturday! If you have a problem getting to a computer have a friend or teammate do it for you. If you have no friends contact Mad Dog or GymboSlice.

The Free for All Tournament will be broken down into two games. Depending on # of competitors. The top 4 or 5 players in the first round will move to the championship round. Then it will be a 4 or 5 man free for all and the winner of that will be crowned champion. Second and third place will also be awarded prizes.

Double Team will work as such. The teams will be split into two divisions (Division A and Division B). Every Team in the division will play each other one time. The top two teams in each division will make it to the playoff round. Each division game is a best of 3 series. First round of the playoffs is a best of 5. Championship round is a best of 7. If the game is a draw it will be played over.

There are no ties in baseball so there will be no ties in the LRSD Tournament. Also there is no crying in baseball and their will be no crying in the LRSD tournament.

As of right now the special guest referees will be Mad Dog and IX P XI. Other possible guest refs will be Gymboslice, Takedownspecial and Jeffrosaw.

Possible Game Types: Search and Destroy, Death Match and Domination.

Free for All Prizes

1st – TBA (Possible Prize: Sleep Over at Jeffrosaw’s House or Microsoft Points)

2nd – TBA (Possible Prize: Serious Talk with Mad Dog or Turtle Beach)

3rd – TBA (Possible Prize: A Night of Drinking with Skippy Boo, drinks paid for by the LRSD or Microsoft Points)

Double Team Prizes

1st – TBA (Possible Prize: Free 1 Hour Lesson with GymboSlice or Microsoft Points)

2nd – TBA (Possible Prize: Dinner with RazorHead or Turtle Beach)

3rd – TBA (Possible Prize: Skate Boarding with Magic Wooshy or Microsoft Points)

Rules

1. No Noob Tube. Anyone caught using the Noob Tube will disqualified from the tournament and face a heavy suspension.

2. No Air Support of any kind in Free for All Games.

3. More Rules Coming Soon.

Here is the list of eligible competitors:

LRSD Regular

Magic Wooshy
RDawg
LilCack / Pafinator
Feccy J
Razor Head
Grim Punisher
Skippy Boo
Star Nards
Kill Tyrant
Man Cub
TrojanMan

LRSD Hardcore Competitors

Nose Dive
HPxALLAHx21
II Frito II
Killen Villian
NYs PURE RAGE
Paco5000
S t o iM P
xX UNT4M3D Xx

GymboSliceJuly - 11 - 2008 1 Comment

Media: Magic Wooshy Welcome back! It’s great to see you back with Alpha Team. How does it feel to return home to the LRSD? What happen that drove your away from the LRSD?

Magic Wooshy: Well, It’s great to be back. I had it rough and learned a lot from being out of the LRSD. I left the LRSD after my suspension for the driving incident with DiaperDandy. I didn’t agree with the 10 game suspension and felt I could find another clan like the LRSD. Well I was wrong. there are no winners outside the LRSD. If their is they just haven’t met the LRSD in battle yet.

Media: How was it being the leader of Charlie Team?

Magic Wooshy: It was rough training all the new players of the LRSD. Charlie Team was a mess. We couldn’t fill a line up most nights and I was bringing guys into battle that couldn’t run and chew bubble gum at the same time. Now that we did go rid of a lot of the members and set stricter rules about getting in the LRSD things have been a lot better. Only a few of my Charlie Team guys made it up to Bravo Team.

Media: How is Bravo Team doing? Who will rise up and be their new leader? Feccy J former leader of Bravo has recently been promoted to Alpha Team and rumors are saying Co-Leader RDawg has also.

Magic Wooshy: Well Bravo Team has been looking sharp Feccy J has pointed them in the right direction but it is time he moves on and join the elite Alpha Team. I’m not sure who will rise up and take control of Bravo Team. Skippy Boo is back but I’m not quite sure he is ready to take over full responsibility of the team. Razorhead is too inconsistent and rather new to Bravo Team. Well the leaders will sit down and discuss all of that in the upcoming LRSD meeting. Heres a tip for some of the struggling bravo team soldiers trying to make it to the alpha squad just keep your head up and only accept victory!

Media: Do you know where HighFive and HipHopJunky are? Do you feel they will return home to the LRSD? How do you feel about their absence?

Magic Wooshy: Highfive was a good teammate and was someone you wanted on your team so him coming back would just be a bonus to an already stacked roster. Being a member of the Alpha Team comes a lot of stress and I learned a lot from taking a break. HighFive is probably going through something similar like I went through. I finally learned that I will always need the LRSD by my side. As for HipHop he was just a fly I was waiting to saw. He was always trying to compete with me in sniping. Sniping is something I have perfected. If I see’em I’m gonna snipe’em. I proved that in my first Game Battles back to the team. Mad Dog was even shocked. It’s unfortunate HipHop could possible be involved in that fireworks scandal. I was looking forward to dominating him in sniper battles. Well hopefully both of them will come back. We will have a spot waiting for both of them.

Media: Thanks for your time Magic and we wish you luck in your future battles with the LRSD.

Magic Wooshy: Thank you it’s been fun.