There have been some major changes in the last few days with Charlie Team.  The Council has brought in some new talent to help rebuild Charlie Team.  OverDose has been moved back to Charlie Team and even though his stay on Alpha was short that doesn’t mean OverDose is bad (He’s just not good), it just means the playing time was just not there for him right now on Alpha Team.  Pafinator will remain on Charlie Team and he said “I like the new recruits so far.”

The New Charlie Squad is rumored to feature Russell Crow, Liath, SupaFlyMunsta, OverDose, KingA and Paf. The council will announce the final roster soon. Several other recruits are still in the interview process.  When we asked Mad Dog about this team all he said was “They are going to listen and they are going to win.”

BobBigCack Returns to Alpha

BobBigCack has unretired and will return to Alpha Team.  BobBigCack was an Alpha Team member but retired after his greatest performance ever “The 6 Second Clutch”. After playing with Bore on a regular basis, BigCack decided to come out of retirement and return to Alpha Team.  Look for BobBigCack to work his way back into the deep LRSD Alpha Lineup.

Bore Goes Delta

Bore, Razorhead, Kill Tyrant, HighFive and Nards will be shipped down to Delta Team or just play Pubs.  Bore will be given leadership of Delta (Even though he failed with Charlie) and he will have the ability to create and build his own team. Lets see if Delta Team can actually piece together a real team this time.

Gymbo Struggles Continue

Gymbo has been struggling lately and doesn’t know what is going on.  Gymbo is trying everything to get his game back on track.  Takedown said “He is going to have to do some serious soul searching if he’s going to continue to get playing time on Alpha Team.  It’s not that Gymbo is doing really bad its just Gymbo isn’t being Gymboslice.”

We asked Gymbo what seems to be the problem and he said “You can’t put the total blame on me. Yes, I have been playing bad for Gymboslice standards but I think my supporting cast has been struggling lately and that has hurt my performance.”

Bravo Team Reloads

Bravo Team has removed a few bums from their line up and added some new talent.  MikeyOwnz, True Exiile, and Dynasty HK have been added to the Bravo Team line up and they are already starting to make a major impact.  Jigsaw said “I am happy with my new teammates and I can see the difference already.  We are really coming together as a team.  These guys are solid team players and I would like to stress team players. These are just the kinda guys we needed.” Bravo Team currently holds a Game Battles record of 22-21 but we can expect to see them winning a lot more with these new recruits.  This is a young team and they are just learning how to play together.

Alpha Gets 40 Wins

Congrats to the Alpha Team for continuing their dominance on Game Battles.  They just recorded their 40th victory and they continue to climb up the standings.  Alpha Team looks to be a serious contender for the Game Battles title and if they continue to play as a team they are going to be hard to beat. We caught up with Mr. Gymboslice and he said “Winning is great but we need to keep up this dominance.  The playoffs are still a while away. We got a lot of work to do before we accomplish our mission. We have added a lot of talent and all the pieces are falling into place. I can’t wait for the playoffs.”

Alpha and Bravo Team scrimmaged the other night and Alpha won 3 games to 2.  Bravo was impressive and fought very hard.  They won 2 of the 5 maps the teams played in the scrimmage but lost the 5 game series 3-2.  Bobby Shadow was the star of the show and he managed to snipe 4 LRSD Alpha Members in 1 round. Iconz said “I was most impressed with Bobby Shadow and I think he’s going to be really good.” Some people might wondering if Bravo is really that good or did Alpha Team hand them a couple games.

14 Game Win Streak

LRSD Alpha is currently riding a 14 game win streak in there Game Battles Season.  LRSD Alpha currently holds a record of 28-7.  During the win streak they have defeated the 5th, 80th and 110th overall ranked Game Battles Teams. The streak also contains a win over LRSD Bravo in Game Battles by a score of 2-0.  The streak has been a great team effort and congrats to everyone involved.  Lets see how long this can continue.

Bravo Challenges Alpha on Game Battles

After the scrimmage some of the LRSD Bravo members felt very confident that they could beat LRSD Alpha in a real match.  So they went out and challenged the Alpha Team on Game Battles and paid the price.  Scrimmages and Game Battles are two totally different things and Bravo learned that lesson the hard way.  Scrimmages are nothing more then a glorified practice but when it comes to Game Battles Alpha Team turns up their intensity a couple notches.  Bravo witnessed this by getting smacked down 2-0.  This may be why A comes before B in the alphabet.  (Scoreboard: Game 1: 4-2, Game 2: 4-0).

LRSD Alpha Recruits

LRSD Alpha would like to introduce their new recruits RandyMCteig III, Cakefarts13 and ChopstiX McGee.  Alpha Team is kinda like the New York Yankees, they just keep stacking up the talent.  Randy McTeig and ChopstiX McGee are already making an impact on Alpha Team and have been playing with the Alpha Team during this 14 game win streak. CakeFarts will probably get some playing time later this week.

One vs One Tournament

LRSD will be hosting its first ever 1 vs 1 tournament.  Top prize is rumored to include a capture card. The tournament will take place later this month and it will take place over a couple weeks time.  It will be a single elimination tournament and the brackets will be created at random.  Everyone in the LRSD is eligible to compete.  Even the great Mad Dog will be entering.   Contact Gymboslice if you want to be a part of history.

Charlie Team Wants Rematch

Rumblings of a rematch with Bravo Team have been started up again by HighFive.  He claims that his absence was the major reason why Charlie Team lost to Bravo Team.  HighFive said he wants control of Charlie and another shot at Bravo Team.  He feels with a couple line up changes Charlie could beat Bravo.  Not many members of the LRSD feel a rematch is needed.  Who knows if Charlie Team is even serious, this might just be another scam to try and get some media attention.

The media caught up with Mad Dog to ask him what he thought about Jeffrosaw’s return. Mad Dog said “It’s great to have Jeffro back and it feels good having some big time fire power out on the battlefield.  I was getting tired of seeing all these snipers.  My back was starting to hurt from carrying all this weight around.  Now that Jeffro is back it can take some of the burden off our key players.”

(Jeffrosaw was not ready to grant us an interview but hopefully we can catch up with Mr. Saw this week.)

Now that Jeffrosaw has returned to the lineup and blostered an already stacked Alpha Team been on the Look Out for big things.  Quite possibly a 1,000 game win streak is on the horizon.