The Madden League continues and the story so far is the dominance of GymboSlice. Gymbo (7-0) has been owning everyone in the league so far and it doesn’t look like he is going to be stopped. Gymbo’s last three games he has outscored his opponents 68-0 (One of the Games didn’t make it to half time). Paco, Feccy and Starnards couldn’t break past Gymbo and his G-Men. Feccy was the first victim on Gymbo’s amazing shutout streak. Feccy quit the game right before half time, the score was only 10-0 at the time but Gymbo was driving and getting the ball at half (It probably would of been at least 13-0 and Gymbo’s ball at the half). Next up was Paco (1-9) and basically Paco’s struggles continued and he lost by a score of 30-0. So far Paco is 0-2 versus Gymbo and Paco has been out scored 65-8 in the two games. NOTE: Paco’s sole victory comes against Feccy because Feccy lagged out in the middle of the game. Paco accepted the victory by accident. So basically Paco is the Detroit Lions of the LRSD Madden League and is desperate for his first official victory. Then it was the rematch versus StarNards. Last time Gymbo faced Nards the game froze with Gymbo driving in the last 50 seconds with a chance to tie or win the game. The game was ruled as incomplete and they were forced to play again. This time Gymbo didn’t need a last minute drive to win the game because Nards offense failed to show up for the game. Gymbo’s defense was just too much for Nards as Gymbo recorded his third shutout in a row with a 28-0 victory. What Have We Learned So Far? Not only does DEFENSE win Championships but it also wins Madden Games. Gymbo might be levels above the competition. Paco needs to win a real game. Gymbo should be sponsored by Citizen Eco Drive because he is Unstoppable just like the people who wear their watches. Takedownspecial coaches better then Vince Lombardi. Mad Dog is too scared to face Gymboslice in a Madden Game. Nards and Feccy J have similar mental breakdowns. Other News BobBigCack has joined the Madden League. BigCack was tired of watching Gymboslice dominate everyone from the sidelines, so he joined the league and is rumored to be the next big thing. BobBigCack has been studying [...]
The Madden League has officially started and has been underway for the past couple days now. It looks like its going to be a competitive league. Gymboslice has started off hot with 3 wins in a row while Paco5000 has stumbled out the gate and has started 0-3. BobBigCack will be joining the league and take the place of Pafinator. If anyone is interested in joining the league please let Gymboslice know the final cut off will be next week. So what has been going down in the league? Right now Gymboslice has been pretty much rock solid and holds a record of 3-0. Gymbo is probably one of the favorites to wins this league so look for big things out of Gymboslice. Is anyone going to be able to stop this kid? Gymbo has already taken down Paco, Bore and Feccy J. Who is next? Paco has struggled early on and has been outclassed in almost everyone one of his match ups. Paco got destroyed by Gymboslice and Breezy and put up only 8 points in each game. Then after losing two in a row Paco lost a heartbreaker to Bore. Any time you lose to Bore in anything its pretty much a heartbreaker. Bore has gotten better but there’s still room for improvement. Bore started out the season 1-0 after his victory over Paco but then followed it up with two devastating loses to Gymboslice and StarNards. Bore blew a 10-0 lead against Nards and then blew a 1 point lead with 50 seconds to go against Gymboslice. Can Bore recover from back to back devastating loses? Does Bore need extra tissues? Feccy J lost a defensive struggle against Gymboslice and scored a league low 3 points. Feccy J and his Dolphins fought hard but his pink power wasn’t enough to stop the Great Gymboslice. Feccy played a solid but could only manage to put up 3 measly points. Feccy J had several mental breakdowns in this game and he yells at his Madden players like Tom Coughlin yells at the referees. Breezy showed why he was one of the early favorites and destroyed Paco. Breezy is known to be a ruthless player and when he has another team down he goes for the kill. Breezy and his Vikings are looking to conquer the LRSD Madden League. Nards came back down 10 points and took out Bore in [...]
