RDawg scores another victory for LRSD regular by defeating Hardcore Team Leader DarkKnightsCon in a one on one cage match. RDawg proved to be too much for the hardcore leader and defeated him by a score of 10-6. Skippy Boo instigated the fight and RDawg finished it. RDawg didn’t want to fight DarkKnights but he insisted so RDawg went to work. The hardcore team is now 0-3 versus LRSD Regular in matches known by the media. RDawg said “I didn’t want to do it. I have respect for the hardcore leader but he forced me into a corner and I had to show him my skills. Obviously I was the better man that day and probably will be on most days.” Looks like the Hardcore leader needs to go soul searching and find his game. I wonder what his excuse is going to be this time. Was it His gun wasn’t clean enough? Was it his boots weren’t tied properly? Was he a 100% healthy for this game? Who knows what his excuses are going to be but I’m waiting to hear it this time. The media believes RDawg is just better. RDawg has been moving up the ranks of the LRSD and his victory over DarkKnight’s just proves he is still working hard. The win for RDawg doesn’t come at a total surprise. RDawg has recently been promoted to Alpha Team Leader (Due to Feccy J’s poor play. He has been Suspended for two weeks without pay). With part of Alpha Team moving and forming the LRSD Elite (Gymboslice, Mad Dog, Takedownspecial, The DiaperDandy, Magic Wooshy, Jeffrosaw) and the other part forming the LRSD FAST (BobBigcack, KillTyrant, StarNards and Ghost), RDawg is left controlling the rest of Alpha Team. RDawg has slim pickings but Mad Dog is confident that RDawg will be able to construct a solid team out of the rest of the LRSD. Odius was in attendance for this match and he said “Wow I couldn’t believe it. RDawg made it look easy. Was that really the leader of hardcore? If so he better report to Mad Dog boot camp with the rookies ASAP.” Skippy Boo said while drinking his Jim Bean “DarkKnightsCon looked like he was shooting in the Dark. I haven’t seen him shoot that bad ever. RDawg has come a long way, maybe he is just better. The LRSD Regular seem to have Hardcores [...]
Both Rounds must be played by the weeks end. If for whatever reason you can not schedule a game for either of your two matches, report the reason to Gymboslice, Jeffrosaw, Takedownspecial, DiaperDandy, Magic Wooshy or Mad Dog. This tournament needs to get underway. Forfeits will be handed out if necessary. These are real prizes we are giving out. The headsets cost around $50 and up. The Microsoft points should be at least $10-$20 per teammate in points. If you don’t want to take this tournament serious we will cancel the event and crown Gymboslice and Jeffrosaw Champions and they will be given the headsets because they do not own a pair of quality head sets like the ones we are giving out. Mandatory Match Ups [Round 1] Magic Boys vs Razor Head Now Your Dead Paf and Stars vs Mad Dog’s Pups The Whyties vs Pacos Pecker – Due to the team Paco’s Pecker not showing up Monday Night (07/29/08), they were handed a forfeit by DSRL Leader Dark Nights Con. The Whyties move on to round two with a 2-0 record for games, 8-0 record for matches. It also looks like Paco’s Pecker teamate Paco5000 is leaving for a trip so anticipate for this team to forfeit out completely. Public Enemy vs Tribal Nose Wipes [Round 2] Magic Boys vs Paf and Stars Mad Dog’s Pups vs Razor Head Now Your Dead Pacos Pecker vs Public Enemy Tribal Nose Wipes vs The Whyties
As most of you know the Alpha team did infact run over the DARKSIDE. After the humble lesson many things have happened to streamline and teach the team a lesson. Two members of the DARKSIDE have been fired from the team due to lack of skill and morale killing. Co-leader Ix P xI has been suspended for two weeks and when we caught up with the now defeated Co-leader he was quoted at saying “Damn I didn’t even know leaders could be suspended, i don’t know what to do, and i have bills to pay. Screw the Alpha team for putting me out of a job. looks like all we have to do is get them in the DARKSIDE. Will the darkside ever get out of this rut? Will Ix P xI ever be let to play with the team again? Will MAD DOG 3 bring takedown to the darkside? Is nose dive MIA? Find out in the upcoming issues of “THE DARK CRONICLES” ——— Gymbo’s Take : I just wanted to add a little flavor to this great post by IX P XI. Keep your Head up!
Despite the loss in Monday Nights scrimmage the Hardcore Team wasn’t giving the Alpha Squad the respect it deserved. The leader of the Hardcore Team (DarkNights) was angered by the article written by Gymboslice and decided to send the Alpha Team a challenge. The Alpha Team gladly accepted the challenge and then they went to work. They proved why they are the Alpha Squad by defeating the Hardcore Team in two straight games by a score of 4-1. (Fact of the Night: One game everyone was dead on Hardcore Team but Jeffro and Wooshy failed to locate the bomb. So it could of been an overall score of 9-1 but it ended up being 8-2) Match One The Alpha team got first pick and selected Ambush. The Hardcore Team is known for their great sniping ability but it never showed up during the match. The Hardcore Team won the opening game but it was only because Jeffro and Wooshy couldn’t locate the bomb in time. After that round the Alpha Team recovered from their mistake by sweeping the rest of the games and winning the match 4-1. The LRSD worked their game plan to perfection. This game set the tone for match number two. Match Two Match Two can be summed up by saying “TakedownSpecial Did Work!” The LRSD again followed the game plan perfectly and dominated another match. The Hardcore Team was fluster and kept running into the bullets of TakedownSpecial. Gymboslice only needed to register one kill and it wasn’t even from shooting. DiaperDandy and Wooshy called out enemy locations while Jeffrosaw and Takedown dropped enemy after enemy. Mad Dog relaxed as the team operated like a well oiled machine. The LRSD secured another 4-1 victory and took the best of 3 series 2-0. Final Score: Alpha 2 Darkside 0 (8=2 overall battle score) LRSD ALPHA’s COMMENTS Gymboslice said “I felt that the hardcore team show a lack of respect for the LRSD and they needed to be taught a lesson. Oh what a lesson it was!” Mad Dog said “Humble Pie Anyone!” Takedownspecial said “We are a great team at all game types. This was a good hardcore team we defeated I just want to tell them to keep their heads up.” Jeffrosaw said “I knew we were just too tactical for the hardcore team. We’ve been a great team for many years and we’ve got tons [...]
There is definitely some angry faces coming out of the LRSD Hardcore Division’s training locker this morning, due to the defeat by it’s sister clan, LRSD Alpha Team, on Monday night. The fact that the world renowned journalist Gymbo Slice wrote an article about it the day after has also rubbed some salt in the wounds of these fallen gentleman. We, the media, of course like to speculate and give our ideas as to why certain events may have happened. Could this be just another lapse in co-leader lx P xl’s talent or was it an all-round bad game? Some of the players unofficially stated that there may have been to much horse-play during the game and not enough warfare. Others say that the Hardcore Division have beat members from the Alpha and Bravo team so many times already that one loss does not mean a thing. We were able to catch up with Dark Nights Con this morning as he stormed towards his Hum-vee from the the locker rooms: Media: “Dark, what are your thoughts on Monday nights clash against LRSD Alpha Team?” Dark: “They are a great team, had a bit of good luck, and we were not on top of our game.” Media: “Do you think lx P xl and yourself are mainly to blame for the teams loss?” Dark: “Yes, I am certain of that.” Media: “It seems that LRSD Alpha Team is living on cloud nine at the moment because of the win. Could there be a chance of a rematch?” Dark: “Actually yes, TONIGHT! I hereby challenge LRSD Alpha Team to a rematch tonight (Wednesday, July 16, 2008). Upon approval by the Alpha Team leader, we will play a Game Battles Hardcore match: best 2 out of 3, no air support, no noob tubes, 5 vs 5 or 6 vs 6, and maps will be decided upon agreement. BRING IT LADIES!” So there you have it, Dark Nights Con has officially challeneged LRSD Alpha Team to a rematch. We came to find out also that the other occassions that LRSD Hardcore Division beat members from LRSD Alpha and Bravo teams, Mad Dog (LRSD Alpha/Bravo Leader and Founder) made excuse after excuse about why his team was defeated. So the final questions are, will Alpha Team accept the chellange? Will Mad Dog finally own up to any loses that may occur at the hands of [...]
