TEAM LRSD

Hello everyone, JIGSAW here reporting on some late breaking Bravo Team news.

As some of you may know, a few weeks back we had a few promising recruits that were thought to make Bravo one of the best teams since Alpha. Out of these recruits Fatality and Eat Snipe were definite standouts. While these guys are definitely talented, The LRSD as a whole was beginning to feel a rift forming, with these guys at the epicenter. JIGSAW did what he had to do and Let these guys go. There Egos had gotten way too big, and Mad Dog will be the first to tell you The LRSD does not do Egos.

THIS JUST IN…

Jigsaw has just received a written apology from Eat Snipe. It states as follows…

“This is a message towards all clan-mates of LRSD.

As you all have noticed I have been removed from not only team bravo, but the entire LRSD clan. I realize that the majority of you wanted me to be removed, and im glad you feel that way. I was completely out of hand and I was so caught up in the thrill of winning that i forgot about the rest of my team. I am coming to realize, that Game Battles is not all about winning. Who cares if we don’t win every game. I have never met a nicer bunch of guys than team bravo. Sure, we get into arguments about positioning and not calling out, but somehow we always get the job done. I hope that both Mad Dog and the rest of team bravo except my apology. I am willing to do what ever it takes to regain my spot, and i hope we can finish out the winter season with a bang!”

it seems to me his being removed from the LRSD has opened his eyes to his faults.

Will the LRSD accept his apology?

Stay tuned for more…

Charlie Team Rebuilding

There have been some major changes in the last few days with Charlie Team.  The Council has brought in some new talent to help rebuild Charlie Team.  OverDose has been moved back to Charlie Team and even though his stay on Alpha was short that doesn’t mean OverDose is bad (He’s just not good), it just means the playing time was just not there for him right now on Alpha Team.  Pafinator will remain on Charlie Team and he said “I like the new recruits so far.”

The New Charlie Squad is rumored to feature Russell Crow, Liath, SupaFlyMunsta, OverDose, KingA and Paf. The council will announce the final roster soon. Several other recruits are still in the interview process.  When we asked Mad Dog about this team all he said was “They are going to listen and they are going to win.”

BobBigCack Returns to Alpha

BobBigCack has unretired and will return to Alpha Team.  BobBigCack was an Alpha Team member but retired after his greatest performance ever “The 6 Second Clutch”. After playing with Bore on a regular basis, BigCack decided to come out of retirement and return to Alpha Team.  Look for BobBigCack to work his way back into the deep LRSD Alpha Lineup.

Bore Goes Delta

Bore, Razorhead, Kill Tyrant, HighFive and Nards will be shipped down to Delta Team or just play Pubs.  Bore will be given leadership of Delta (Even though he failed with Charlie) and he will have the ability to create and build his own team. Lets see if Delta Team can actually piece together a real team this time.

Gymbo Struggles Continue

Gymbo has been struggling lately and doesn’t know what is going on.  Gymbo is trying everything to get his game back on track.  Takedown said “He is going to have to do some serious soul searching if he’s going to continue to get playing time on Alpha Team.  It’s not that Gymbo is doing really bad its just Gymbo isn’t being Gymboslice.”

We asked Gymbo what seems to be the problem and he said “You can’t put the total blame on me. Yes, I have been playing bad for Gymboslice standards but I think my supporting cast has been struggling lately and that has hurt my performance.”

Bravo Team Reloads

Bravo Team has removed a few bums from their line up and added some new talent.  MikeyOwnz, True Exiile, and Dynasty HK have been added to the Bravo Team line up and they are already starting to make a major impact.  Jigsaw said “I am happy with my new teammates and I can see the difference already.  We are really coming together as a team.  These guys are solid team players and I would like to stress team players. These are just the kinda guys we needed.” Bravo Team currently holds a Game Battles record of 22-21 but we can expect to see them winning a lot more with these new recruits.  This is a young team and they are just learning how to play together.

Alpha Gets 40 Wins

Congrats to the Alpha Team for continuing their dominance on Game Battles.  They just recorded their 40th victory and they continue to climb up the standings.  Alpha Team looks to be a serious contender for the Game Battles title and if they continue to play as a team they are going to be hard to beat. We caught up with Mr. Gymboslice and he said “Winning is great but we need to keep up this dominance.  The playoffs are still a while away. We got a lot of work to do before we accomplish our mission. We have added a lot of talent and all the pieces are falling into place. I can’t wait for the playoffs.”

Alpha Scrimmages Bravo

Alpha and Bravo Team scrimmaged the other night and Alpha won 3 games to 2.  Bravo was impressive and fought very hard.  They won 2 of the 5 maps the teams played in the scrimmage but lost the 5 game series 3-2.  Bobby Shadow was the star of the show and he managed to snipe 4 LRSD Alpha Members in 1 round. Iconz said “I was most impressed with Bobby Shadow and I think he’s going to be really good.” Some people might wondering if Bravo is really that good or did Alpha Team hand them a couple games.

14 Game Win Streak

LRSD Alpha is currently riding a 14 game win streak in there Game Battles Season.  LRSD Alpha currently holds a record of 28-7.  During the win streak they have defeated the 5th, 80th and 110th overall ranked Game Battles Teams. The streak also contains a win over LRSD Bravo in Game Battles by a score of 2-0.  The streak has been a great team effort and congrats to everyone involved.  Lets see how long this can continue.

Bravo Challenges Alpha on Game Battles

After the scrimmage some of the LRSD Bravo members felt very confident that they could beat LRSD Alpha in a real match.  So they went out and challenged the Alpha Team on Game Battles and paid the price.  Scrimmages and Game Battles are two totally different things and Bravo learned that lesson the hard way.  Scrimmages are nothing more then a glorified practice but when it comes to Game Battles Alpha Team turns up their intensity a couple notches.  Bravo witnessed this by getting smacked down 2-0.  This may be why A comes before B in the alphabet.  (Scoreboard: Game 1: 4-2, Game 2: 4-0).

LRSD Alpha Recruits

LRSD Alpha would like to introduce their new recruits RandyMCteig III, Cakefarts13 and ChopstiX McGee.  Alpha Team is kinda like the New York Yankees, they just keep stacking up the talent.  Randy McTeig and ChopstiX McGee are already making an impact on Alpha Team and have been playing with the Alpha Team during this 14 game win streak. CakeFarts will probably get some playing time later this week.

One vs One Tournament

LRSD will be hosting its first ever 1 vs 1 tournament.  Top prize is rumored to include a capture card. The tournament will take place later this month and it will take place over a couple weeks time.  It will be a single elimination tournament and the brackets will be created at random.  Everyone in the LRSD is eligible to compete.  Even the great Mad Dog will be entering.   Contact Gymboslice if you want to be a part of history.

Charlie Team Wants Rematch

Rumblings of a rematch with Bravo Team have been started up again by HighFive.  He claims that his absence was the major reason why Charlie Team lost to Bravo Team.  HighFive said he wants control of Charlie and another shot at Bravo Team.  He feels with a couple line up changes Charlie could beat Bravo.  Not many members of the LRSD feel a rematch is needed.  Who knows if Charlie Team is even serious, this might just be another scam to try and get some media attention.

Congrats to Bravo Team for defeating Charlie Team and taking the series 4-1.  It was a hard fought series but Bravo Team was just too good for Charlie. JigSaw had his team well prepared and they put a hurting on Charlie. My prediction was pretty much right on point, I predicted an easy Bravo Team victory and I was pretty much on point. Charlie Team was a cluster f*ck. and if they are going to get better they need a leader to take charge.

(I predicted 4-2, Charlie Dropped a Search in OT. So I was close.)

Charlie Team Remember Gymbo Knows!

NOTE: Rasca did record the match and the video will be posted ASAP.  Rasca will also be posting a more in depth article about the Bravo vs Charlie Battle.

Quote of the Week

Anyone remember this quote from Charlie Team Leader Bore “It’s going to be easy..We don’t need to practice.” Well, part of his prediction was correct. It was easy… For Bravo Team.  He was wrong about practice, that is something Charlie Team needs a lot of.

Gymbo’s Thoughts on the Battle

I thought it was a great performance by Bravo Team.  They put Charlie Team down 3-0 right away and that pretty much sealed the deal.  Not many teams can recover from a 3-0 deficit in a 7 game series. Charlie Team did show some heart and they stopped the sweep.  Hats off to both teams they put on a good show.

Whats Going to Happen with Charlie Team or should I say Delta Team?

First, Bore will be fired as leader of Charlie Team. Getting your team prepared to play is the leaders job and he failed to do that.  Bore will be a regular member of that team and when the time is right someone will be promoted as official leader.

Second, OverDose will be promoted to Alpha Team.  Why does OverDose get to join Alpha Team? He is a fierce competitor and deserves to play with a more serious team.  OverDose has talent and it would be a waste of talent if we just let him stay on Charlie Team. Congrats to OverDose and hopefully he can make the most of this opportunity.

Who will be the leader? The front runners to control this new team will be BobBigCack and Pafinator.  Thats if they want the job. If not them maybe someone else will rise up.