GymboSliceAugust - 12 - 2008 2 Comments

Gymboslice once again dominated Bore 31-13. Gymbo controlled the game on both sides of the ball and limited Bore to zero points through the first three quarters. With his offense struggling Gymbo took a 10-0 lead into halftime. Gymbo is a second half player and of course his offense showed up in the 2nd half and put Bore away.

Bore just isn’t on Gymbo’s level. If you combine the scores of Gymbo’s and Bores last two games Gymbo is dominating by a score of 73 – 27. Thats a 46 point difference.

Bore missed a lot of opportunities to get on the scoreboard in the first three quarters. Bore missed two field goals and threw two interceptions inside the red zone. Also Bore failed to capitalize on a costly Gymboslice fumble that had Bore starting at Gymbo’s ten yard line.

Gymboslice said “Bore just can’t handle my defense. He gets into my red zone and he crumbles. My defense bends but doesn’t break. We were nice enough to give Bore two garbage time touchdowns or the score would of been 31-0. ”

Bore said “I got nothing to say except the fact that Gymbo was just better these last two games. I missed a lot of opportunities to keep the game close and made a lot of costly errors. His defense is like a Steel Curtain inside the 20. I will get my revenge one day.”

GymboSliceAugust - 11 - 2008 Add Comments

Here are the standings for the remaining teams in the LRSD tournament. The hardcore teams failed to schedule any games for the tournament so they will be disqualified. If anyone who does not approve contact Mad Dog. Dills team will also be disqualified due to not being able to field a full two man roster. No one is out of this tournament yet. We will still have the top 4 teams advancing to the playoffs. Let the games continue.

Teams

Wins

Loses

Average

Magic Boys

2

0

1.000

Odie and Pup

1

0

1.000

Paf and Stars

2

2

.500

Mad Dog’s Pups

0

1

.000

Razor Head Now Your Dead

0

0

.000

Nuts in Yo Face

1

2

.333

****Choke on Dills 0-6. Each team was given a win from them for failure to field a full squad. The win won’t officially be added to the standings.

GymboSliceAugust - 10 - 2008 Add Comments

Here are a couple of highlights from the whooping Bore received from Dr. Gymboslice. Bore put up a good fight it was 14-14 in the third quarter but then Gymbo went on a scoring spree and never looked back. This win was Gymbo’s first career online victory he improves to 1-0. Hopefully, Bore has learned a valuable lesson and that would be not to challenge Gymbo in anything, not even tic tac toe.

GymboSliceAugust - 6 - 2008 2 Comments

The LRSD will be hosting their first ever online Madden league. Their will be a cash prize of 250.00 dollars for the winner. We are looking to have 16 + participants in league. If you are interesting in signing up leave a comment on this post or contact Gymboslice or Mad Dog directly.

We will be having a team selection draft. I know a lot of people probably want to be the Super Bowl Champion Giants or the Super Bowl losers the Patriots so we will have to give everyone a fair shot at those teams.

I would personally would like to get as many teams as possible. Mad Dog says 16 should be enough.

If you are not committed don’t bother signing up.

The League will begin two weeks after the release of Madden. That will give everyone plenty of time to get the game and practice.

1st Place = $250.oo

2nd Place = You are crowned as the 1st Place loser.

GymboSliceAugust - 5 - 2008 2 Comments

Skippy Boo has been banished from the LRSD forever. His behavior will not be tolerated. Skippy Boo has been showing up to battle in poor shape and has been mouthing off to fellow teammates. Skippy Boo’s best friends Jack Daniels and Jim Beam have gotten him in trouble with the LRSD before but this time Skippy went too far. Skippy has a record of bad behavior and this time Mad Dog had enough. Skippy Boo has just blown his last chance with the team.

Gymboslice said “For all you young kids out there we would like to apologize for Skippy’s actions he has been a poor role model and the LRSD will use better judge when recruiting members in the future.”

Mad Dog said “This will not be tolerated by the LRSD. We have a fun environment and no punk is coming in and ruining it. We can deal without Skippy. His attitude has always been poor and he is a morale killer when he is around. The LRSD will keep moving on and we won’t miss a beat.”

Skippy Boo was unavailable for comment and I have a feeling this truly was the last time we saw Skippy Boo in battle with the LRSD.